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Microsoft Word Dec 6, 2020 @ 11:58pm 
My uncle (111 M) gifted me (50 M) a ring before leaving to go travelling. A close family friend (2,019 M) told me to destroy the ring due to problematic associations with the jeweller who made it, but the ring is precious to me and I would feel guilty throwing it away. AITA?
George Machine Dec 6, 2020 @ 1:48pm 
♥♥♥♥ and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking.
The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.
Similar to many other sexual activities, CBT can be performed using toys and devices to make the penis and testicles more easily accessible for attack, or for foreplay purposes
R1 Teak Nov 17, 2020 @ 7:37am 
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George Machine Dec 28, 2019 @ 10:16pm 
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Froggy Chair Jun 5, 2019 @ 11:14am 
Attention all visitors to this profile:

This child is SEVERELY autistic.

Do not make loud noises near him.

Do not shine bright lights near him.

Do not look him directly in the eye.

Do not touch him or any of his toys.

Doing any of the above may set him off on an autistic rampage that could endanger the lives of many.
George Machine Jun 7, 2018 @ 2:39pm 
Yummy! 😋 Yummy! 😜 Daddy gives me 😩 lots of 💦 cummies!💦😫 Yummy! 😝 Yummy! 😛 Give me more! 🍆💦 I am daddy's little 🍑 ♥♥♥♥♥! 🍆✊💦 Yummy! ☺️ Yummy! 😙 No more cummy? 😩 All of it 💦 is in my tummy! 😍 Did you use a condom 🌽 dummy? 😡 Oh no! 😫 Looks like I've become 😘 a mummy! 😍💁