Recent reviews by Dualmeister

Jesus wept

Me regalaron este juego y aun así quiero un reembolso por mi tiempo y paciencia. Que corno hiciste EA? lockeado a 30fps, pésimo sistema de persecuciones. Me hizo valorar mas el Most Wanted y el Carbon. No lo compren, y si se los regalan agradezcanle mucho a su estimado amigo por su sacrificio.

Where do I even begin?
Do I recommend this game? Yes, duh. Lowglow manages to be both challenging and fun without slowing down to a halt because you cant find a way to finish the puzzle. The levels are well thought out and very engaging, some if not most of them will have your gears turning since there's no ''right'' way to complete them (especially if you're not used to playing this kind of games often).
This game has a story, too. It's nice. Not on the nose whilst providing a justification for what's going on
Visually, it looks great, I really dig the style the developers chose, everything is glassy, like walking through a barely lit chemistry lab filled with fluorescent solutions. Sound-wise the game is really pleasent.
Today marks the day I finally finished all every single level (''spoilers'' ahead) bonus levels included having platinum'd it long ago.
Speaking of that, should you be looking for a game to 100%, this is one of them, no doubt, as there are only 2 ''''painful'''' achievements which can be obtained ny just playing the game normally.
My only complaint is that (''spoilers'' again, sorry) the last 3 bonus chambers (umbra, penumbra and antumbra) can be completed from start to finish yet they wont show up as such while browsing through the menu. this is slightly annoying when you manage to beat the level(s) under par.

Play it, have fun doing it and most of all, enjoy your journey through Umbralite. I hopefully didn't butcher that lol

It's neat. shame I can't kill Death itself after pasing the 30 min mark.
Would recommend if you're looking for something to play while waiting for something.

shovel

jk, I really love Postal 2. it will give you a really good experience, buy it alongside the expansion pack. it's totally worth it, even better if you can get it on sale. The devs are super-cool dudes imo.

Currently trying to get through A Week In Paradise on POSTAL Difficulty, wish me luck!

Pretty cool game. IF you try to play it with friends. While you can have fun in public matches, it's just not as enjoyable.
Also, if you cn, get the DLC on sale.

If you like extremely kinky ♥♥♥♥, then you should get this piece of complete degeneracy, and to whoever gifted me this: lemme tell you, this is most definetly NOT wank material.

As for the gameplay, it's actually more enjoyable than the actual 'mature content'... If you can look past the constant moaning of your rivals at any move you make whatsoever.
Besides that, it's fun,

7/10
I'm only going to play this because I'm an achievement hunter and can't help it
Bejeweled dosn't have ♥♥♥♥ on this game.

I personally love SpeedRunners, it's one of the most fun games you could get on a Sale
Pros: Easy to learn, fun to play, it gets way better with friends, you can meme it to all hell, both Ranked and Casual are available, you can always improve in this game, the skill ceiling is high, its dynamic as ♥♥♥♥, and the clutch moments will give you the biggest boner you'll ever see
Cons: It gets really laggy sometimes; Meaning that you are going to striggle on 1v1's, Custom maps are available in Ranked, so if you dont know the map you're guaranteed to get screwed in at least two rounds, when an opponent gets the same clutching moments your salt levels will skyrocket

Overall, the Pros outweigh the Cons, hope this helps!

I absolutely love this game, although it has LOTS of cheese, like stair-camping, or just spray and pray until you get a headshot
or the Tacti-Cool mutator being absolutely painful when it glitched (at least on my times)
And since my pc got ♥♥♥♥♥♥, i had to delete it and lost track of where it was, but now that i've found it, its time to play again
hope i didn't lose my rank and items

Edit after a long time :
+ Fun to play overall, has some fun mechanics, if you're lucky to get a friend to play with, it becomes 200% more entertaining
+ Weapons feel and (most of the time) are powerful, and you can modifiy them too!
+ Playing at lower levels isn't that bad tbh
+ Freeplay is super rewarding, and if you play your cards right, you can get useful knowledge about weapons you dont have and see how they handle

- After level 30 or so, you'll become paired up with level 68's (Max possible level), and the skill differ becomes reaaally apparent
- Not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on Level 68's, but if you want to play chill, avoid servers with high-level players, since there is a lot of sweat
- Hit detection is dubious at best, if you live outside of the US, the amount of 'How the ♥♥♥♥ did i get killed if i just put 3 magazines into his head' is just amazing
- I'm not aware if by today the game has a Tutorial, but in my case, you just dont know about certain stuff, like Control + Shift to lay on the ground, T to Unload your weapon, And Shift to run

Overall i like this game, but try to get a buddy to play it with, else might be frustrating

Loved it, abslutely loved it
Pros:
+ Awesome Story with a lot of plot twists
+ Likeable Characters
+ Tons of areas and content
+ LOTS of weapons
+ A mouthful of references to other games/pop culture
+ Godly Co-oop Mode
+ Fairly balanced
+ Lots of playstyles
+ Around 6 characters, and they arent a copypaste of the other
+ Fun overall
+ Lots of variety in equipment

Cons:
- Annoying Leveling system
- Enemy AI isn't the best at times
- Enemy AI can screw you over , or getting some hits on you that'll make you doubt how the hell did he even got the accuracy
- Some skills are completely broken and should get a fix
- If you play with someone thats broken, its going to contrast a lot
- Physics, although they are good, will sometimes make you think what the shaite were the devs thinking
- After a long while it may get repetitive
- NOT ALL THE DLC'S ARE AVAILABLE IN THE GOTY
- Some characters are debaitably better than others
-Some pieces of gear, although rare, quite broken

86/100
Loved the experience i had with this game