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razmi sucks

other than that good game

play with friends if possible

a classic

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The end.

quack

Have you ever wanted to die? Get Gmod.

10/10 would sell animal poop again.

There are steps to playing this game, and here they are:

Step 1: Find this game on the steam store.

Step 2: Look at game. Decide you want game.

Step 3: Ask your dad to buy it for you.

Step 4: Get denied.

Step 4.1: Ask again.

Step 4.2: Get denied again.

Step 4.9: You finally pestered your dad enough, he will get you the game.

Step 5: Install game.

Step 6: Load game.

Step 7: Skip all story. You dont need to listen to that.

Step 8: Create new profile.

Step 9: Try for 10 minutes to select other characters besides Isaac.

Step 10: Realize you can only play as Isaac.

Step 11: New Game.

Step 12: Pick up Soy Milk.

Step 12.5: Try to pick up all troll bombs.

Step 13: Fight Monstro for 10 minutes because you have no damage.

Step 14: Die.

Step 15: Play game for 20 Hours.

Step 16: Finally realize Soy Milk is bad.

Step 17: Still have no idea what any other Items do.

Step 18: Find something you really like!

Step 19: Fight The Haunt.

Step 20: Die.

Step 21: Cry yourself to sleep.

Step 22: play for another 10 hours.

Step 23: Realize there are marked rocks, and soul hearts are good!

Step 24: Finally get past Basement 1.

Step 25: Finally realize shops exist.

Step 26: Fight Gurdy.

Step 27: Die.

Step 28: You finally beat basement 2 without losing any red hearts, Sweet! you wonder what your reward will be.

Step 29: Find Devil Deal Door.

Step 30: Walk into Devil Room.

Step 31: You dont trust The Devil, and it looks like these items take away your hearts...

Step 32: Ignore Devil Deals for the next 10 hours.

Step 33: Realize this site exists: http://platinumgod.co.uk/

Step 34: Realize there is DLC! and it adds new items!!

Step 35: Repeat steps 4 - 5

Step 36: Finally beat mom.

Step 37: You realize this guide you found on the review section of the game is worthless now.

Step 38: Listen to the creator's pleas to keep reading.

Step 39: Ignore.

Step 40: Your on your own now.

Step 41: You feel like you will do great!

Step 42: Realize your win score is -69

Step 43: Decide to keep reading the guide... and giggle like a little school girl because you are just so mature.

Step 43.5: The guide welcomes you with open arms!

Step 44: Beat mom again. Then see a red hole...

Step 45: You jump down hole, you are scared.

Step 46: This place is super tough! you die within 2 rooms.

Step 47: realize Angel Rooms are a thing.

Step 48: realize that azazel is a thing.

Step 49: Try for 10 hours to get azazel.

Step 50: Fail every time.

Step 51: Finally unlock azazel.

Step 52: Enjoy how easy the game is!

Step 5.... Huh? This isnt a guide? Its a review? Oh... no one told me... well, its a good game, you should get it. :D

And yes, I know I copied off of one of the thousands of steps comments.

But I had to make one to show how great this game was :D

Its funny how people spend over $5000 on a virtual item for a FREE 2 PLAY game. but who am I to judge?



No but seriously who am I....

Im being serious....

Help....


Please...



Its good. Get it.

Takes quite a bit of grinding at the beginning, to get characters, items, etc. But other than that pretty fun game!

I would NOT recommend playing this singleplayer, get some friends, and it will be MUCH more fun!

Its one of those 1 life arcade games, where your progress is not saved except for your characters, and items you unlock.

All in all, I would rate it 7/10. Still needs a bit of tweaking, but still!