Recent reviews by CottageSauce

absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, save your money

I get the game is free and all, but WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ CAN YOU NOT FILTER CAPTURE THE FLAG OUT OF THE GAME MODE ROTATION??!?! The gun-play and fighting in this game is fantastic but if you are unfortunate enough to have to endure a game of capture the flag be prepared to lose your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sanity. It is by far the most unbearable game mode ive ever played. I typically just leave the game because I cannot even bare the thought of completely an entire game of that ♥♥♥♥. You will always, 100% of the time get the most incompetent pathetic excuse of human beings as teammates and you will undoubtedly lose every single game of capture the flag. It is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ridiculous. Take it out of the game. Nobody ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wants it 343, pull your heads out of your asses and get it together you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dogs.

utter bliss

The devs for this game are literally a bunch of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded kids throwing wads of hot ♥♥♥♥ at eachother, every update "fixes" the most worthless ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ garbage that nobody gives two flying ♥♥♥♥♥ about instead of the ♥♥♥♥ that actually needs fixing. For a game being in early access for 3 years you would think that by now they would have fixed the random crashes, the approximate 375,123,645 bugs and glitches, the optimization, and the graphics in general, but no, not at Daybreak Games. These ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiots just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ care about sucking every last ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dollar out of you on their crates. The cherry on top of all this is the fact that you used to be able to buy just survive and King of the Kill (battle royale) for $20, but the greedy ♥♥♥♥♥ over at Daybreak decided that $20 wasnt enough for a complete ♥♥♥♥ game, no. Now they split the game into 2 different games both for $20 now making it $40. Not to mention that after King of the Kill was released Just Survive was thrown in a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ alleyway and gang ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by 43 people and completely thrown in the dust and never has or will be touched again by the devs. To add to all this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cancer, there are only 8 games in the entire ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game. 3 of them being pistols and 1 only available in an airdrop. Also, the combat in this game is complete ♥♥♥♥. People just run around with either an AR-15 or AK47 and just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ spray at you like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ape on cocaine and pray they hit your head. There is absolutely no skill in this game. As long as you have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ index finger you have about a 50% chance of winning the game unless you have ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ autism. I hope this saves someones poor soul from buying this absolutely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ garbage, piece of ♥♥♥♥ game.