funny dood, much patience, goofy funny. +rep

-Brad Pitt

客气

hey cutie~how old are you? if youre atleast 18 we should maybe meet irl and ill play with you
i saw you play tf2,dota,and csgo and maybe we could cyber sex on mic in game and make everyone feel lewd from us being lewd~if you want to snapchat or kik just pm me,and ill always be up to us exchanging facebooks.a littler about me:im japanese,18,kinda short x3,kinky,pale,skinny,and bi.if (you want pics just ask).anyways,if you want to actually like date or something add me~i wont add you first though,if you add me ill know you want to date,if i add first imight have to face another rejection...and get depressed n stuff.anyways,i love you,hope you consider~!nya~!

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gf is prego

we like to get kinky anyways

one night things get particularly saucy

i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights

wtf it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period

i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering

ohshitohshitohshitohshit

i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital

she's still bleeding everywhere

by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much anymore, but all the color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent

oh ♥♥♥♥, she looks like she's in a vegetative state

storm into to the emergency room, cary her to the nearest doctor and explain eveything

he takes one look at ther and says

"sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do"

"WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ NOT???"

"we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"