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Why ❓did⏱ it 👏take 💩six6️⃣ years📆 for 👏the👏 allied👨‍❤️‍👨 forces 💪to 👏defeat🏆 hitler👨? I 💯mean😂 honestly🤣, the 💯 dude👨 was 🔥5”9👎, anyone💦 could 😂have😍 taken😤 him👨🏻. If I 🤙were leading🤛 the allied👨‍❤️‍👨 advance👻 I would💯 have👏 just 👏gone🎠 straight💑 into 🔞Germany 🇫🇷and 👏killed🔫 him🚹? Um🤔 what😂 is so 😗hard🍆 about 😍that😂? And 🇵🇲why❓ did 👏we🅱️ have👏 to 👏nuke🔞💣🔥 japan🇨🇳- honestly😂? Like um🤔 Harry 💇Truman🍑💦, you 😂do 😈know👩‍🎓 that’s 😩where 🌏sushi 🍣comes 🍆💦from😱right👉😂😏?

I go through my day pretty normally im a normal guy, im a SWELL guy! I'm a nice enough guy im a pretty GROOVY guy!

But then I get a little sugar in me and I start to go CUCKOO! Doesn't have to be much this time it was 2 fiber one brownies! Only 90 calories each but they do the job, d'ya know what i'm sayin!? They get me goin, get my riled up! A little CUCKOO, a little WACKY! Start getting me a little COOKEY! A little... y'know.. LOOPEY O-O!

Hey somebody put this kid in a padded sell! Get him a straitjacket! He's going a little... WACKY! A little cookey! He's off the walls, bananas! LOCO!

You want me to stop, isn't that wonderful? Well let me just do whatever you say because its your little fairytail.

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