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Hello. It's wrapped time. Ready? Let's do this.
You jerked off 968 times. That's 13 days non stop.
Your d♥ck got erect 5821 times. You're top 7% among men.
You f♥cked 0 b♥tches this year, and last year, and the year before that. Lmfao.
While your crush was getting piped, you had one song on repeat:
Your top song of the year was Mask by Dream. (This is why your father left lol.)
But that wasn't the only song in your rotation.
Your top songs:
#1 I Think I'm Going to Kill Myself by Elton John
#2 I Think I'm Going to Kill Myself by Elton John
#3 I Think I'm Going to Kill Myself by Elton John
#4 I Think I'm Going to Kill Myself by Elton John
#5 Squid Game Music by BTS
Please delete your account. (You are acoustic.)
That was fun. Same time next year?
For example I think that girls with penises are way more attractive than men with penises because while I'm very attracted to penis Imalso very attracted to femininity so girls with large feminine penises are really what I'm into so I'm not gay, I just like penises on girls.