❤Trans Cpt. Janeway❤
Pronouns (She/Her) aka: Your Queen Bee~   Chad
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There's a fine line between genius and crazy...
I use that line as a jump rope.:story:

I AM NOT TRADING, COMMENT WHY YOU'RE ADDING ME


DISCORD: Merc#2330
SERVER: https://discord.gg/A9D4DhkJ
:cozynms:Last Updated: May 21st :cozynms:

I am recognized across certain platforms. I keep the same user and picture
I am genuinely looking for more friends and expanding my group,

Mercantilism and Shmercantalism!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaRSQPKFxJE

:SPAces: Do your Digging
:mercury: My name is Tim, I'm the owner of my Discord server
:mercury: I prefer using real names over usernames
:mercury: I'm ethnically Russian, fluent in understanding
:mercury: I'm a completionist, occasionally determined
:mercury: I need a new PC, parts are picked but I'm letting this PC die first
:mercury: Proudful owner of 43 Mask of the Shaman's

:SPAces:Series I have 100% of achievements on:
:mercury: Half life 2
:mercury: Half life 2 Episode 1
:mercury: Half life 2 Episode 2
:mercury: Transmissions: Element 120
:mercury: Portal
:mercury: Portal 2
:mercury: Portal Stories: Mel
:mercury: Fallout: New Vegas
:mercury: Fallout 4
:mercury: Fallout Shelter
:mercury: Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim
:mercury: Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim Special Edition
:mercury: Metro 2033
:mercury: Subnautica
:mercury: The Forest
:mercury: Soma
:mercury: Lisa
:mercury: Delver
:mercury: Observer
:mercury: Slime Rancher
:mercury: Himno
:mercury: Red Strings Club
:mercury: Darkwood
:mercury: Entropy : Zero
:mercury: Poker Night at the Inventory
:mercury: Poker Night 2
:mercury: Dr. Langeskov, The Tiger, and The Terribly Cursed Emerald
:mercury: Human Fall Flat
:mercury: Return of the Obra Dinn
:mercury: Plants vs Zombies GOTY
:mercury: There are two more, I just don't know what they are

:SPAces:Games I plan on getting 100% on
:mercury: Katamari Damacy Reroll (Working on picking up everything)
:mercury: Team Fortress 2 (A couple of MVM achievements left)
:mercury: Hollow Knight (Lost motivation, stuck in a hard spot)
:mercury: Metro: Last Light (Need to read the book first before playing)
:mercury: Metro: Exodus (Need to beat Metro: Last Light first)
:mercury: Synergy (Can only get it once per year, and there are rules)
:mercury: Doom 2016 (Need better computer to run)
:mercury: Devil Daggers (Too. Hard.)
:mercury: Terraria (Too many achievements)
:mercury: Bad Ratz Instagib (Need active players to boost my rank)
:mercury: Bad North (Recent Purchase, working on it)

:SPAces: Games I would get 100% on if they had achievements
:mercury: S.T.A.L.K.E.R Shadow of Chernobyl
:mercury: S.T.A.L.K.E.R Clear Sky
:mercury: S.T.A.L.K.E.R Call of Pripyat
:mercury: Half Life
:mercury: Half Life: Blue Shift
:mercury: Half Life: Opposing Force
:mercury: Hylics
:mercury: Subnautica: Below Zero

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Fun facts about myself :ujel::

:redpolyball:My name is Hayden Beerwazie
:redpolyball:I'm a 23yo high functioning autistic stoner
:redpolyball:I transitioned 3 years ago and my family hasnt talked to me since :winter2019saddog:
:redpolyball:I'm taken (♥♥♥♥♥♥ sme super hot model babe)
:redpolyball:ｉ ｌｏｖｅ ｃｏｃｋ
:redpolyball:I sprinkle DMT into my coffee in the morning
:redpolyball:If you're LGBTQ+ and reading this please talk to me so I can actually give you advice :joyUB:
:redpolyball:I have aids
:redpolyball: voice acted Venom Snake in Metal Gear Solid 5 :Miller: (me and Keifer Sutherland have a
really similar voice but its actually me who voice acted snake)
:redpolyball: I am a huge trekkie!!!! Live long and Prosper ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!!
:redpolyball:(I am not religious in any shape or form and am agnostic, if god exists and my beliefs are wrong see you in hell!)
video of my late grandmothers funeral... :ccskull: https://youtu.be/sTSA_sWGM44


My Political Views:
I'm neither fascist nor republican nor do both of those match in the same political ideological group (Again, you're forgetting I'm not american how could I at all line myself with republicans, if you're wondering I don't follow politics because both sides are the same

Encyclopedia of my TF2 Competitive Tour experience:
please thank me for my service in the comments! :steamhappy: :joyUB:
Highlander (9v9)
:cozynms:UGC Main (Season 27) : Northern Kabul Afghanistan - Spy (1st)
-I was deployed in afghanistan on my first mission, i was united states marine corps special forces unit blunt boys (thats where I received my call sign, you see its not chosen, its handed to you.)

:cozynms: RGL Intermediate (Season 4) : Iraq Operation Red Dawn (1st lmao)
-December 14th, 2003. after my missions in special forces in afghanistan, and my time serving different contractors across the globe using black market items. I was called back by the governent for a secret mission. capture saddam hussein and thats what I did. took a fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rip from my rig and shot he ass lol

:cozynms:- RGL Main (Season 5) : Revolutionary War Spy (1st)
-Ever heard of me? probably not. Because I'm so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ top secret like the Boss from Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater. That I had to be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ silenced by the founding fathers for how badass I was at kicking british ass.

                                                        
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コイカツ / Koikatsu Party
420 Hours played
it honestly took me a long while to think about how I felt about this game, but all I can say....

to the developers:

Thank you for this game, it helped me through a dark time in my life and honestly without this outlet I don't know what I would or could have done to myself. Going through life changes moving town to town only to end up as a gas line contractor in arkansas is rough, i'll tell ya that much. But thankfully my side work as a surgeon got me some extra cash and I could afford this game.

Gameplay:

I really liked playing with the boob model buttons and sliders to make my perfect image of myself. I got a 400$ laminated poster of my "self image koikatsu character" and stapled it to my ceiling (was very annoying cleaning the popcorn drywall that fell in the sheets, ♥♥♥♥ that whatever houseowner before me put in god ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ knows why).
Every morning I face the day looking at what I aspire to be.

Settings:

Basic menu options but functional.

Audio:

Voice actresses were impressive, I go for the most aggressive modes possible explicitly to hear the violent audio cues.

Overall? 10/10 would give this game about 40 acres of land in northern arkansas for more games like this.
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my suicide note
to all who shall be reading this, this list is all those who have slighted me and pushed me towards the edge.
Pill-Popping Narcissist : I always enjoy insecure low IQ zoomers talking down to people about how ''good'' their life is

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-Merc https://steamcommunity.com/id/Shmercantalism
-sharks are hot https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198887002302/
-Neo https://steamcommunity.com/id/YaBoiNeo/
-greogoryfinch https://steamcommunity.com/id/THEBOB317/
-snowcap https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198344164944/
-Dannycare https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198268799435/
-Tipsy https://steamcommunity.com/id/redpandoris821/
-Pill Popping Narcissist https://steamcommunity.com/id/pillpoppingnarcissist
-just phloggy https://steamcommunity.com/id/ThatSoullessPhlogMain/
-Cyrus https://steamcommunity.com/id/ILoveCopyPaste
(note: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ YOU ♥♥♥♥ YOU ♥♥♥♥ YOU ♥♥♥♥ YOOUUUUUUUU)
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❤Trans Cpt. Janeway❤ Nov 13, 2023 @ 10:21pm 
sor ry sweetie i'm not being toxic... just a busy bee trying to make her way around the world! sorry princess!
CagedHeat Nov 13, 2023 @ 10:14pm 
Jeeze, I'm just trying to make friends. I didn't mean to upset you by adding. I'll unadd and leave you alone. But there was no reason to be toxic :/
Maurice Levy Oct 31, 2023 @ 6:56pm 
fake christian def copyed and pasted that from google. back off! before my fangs come out
❤Trans Cpt. Janeway❤ Oct 23, 2023 @ 1:15pm 
im catholic, thanks :pjheart:
Tyre$e Franklin Jr. Oct 23, 2023 @ 1:10pm 
Don't let this "woman" drag you to hell with "her". Repent and be baptized in the name of Jesus for the remission of your sins according to Acts 2:38 KJV. This pleasure only lasts for a moment but hell is forever. Escape hell through Christ. Seek Him today before it's too late.