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Large Employer May 3 @ 9:00am 
My social studies teacher always wears tight jeans to school, and he has an unfathomably large penis. This makes focusing in class extremely difficult, as it takes up my entire field of view when he’s giving a lecture. How do I solve this problem? I’m for real going to fail this class because he’s constantly pitching a tent, and I can never focus on the class.
L爱O爱V爱E Apr 15 @ 6:53am 
wsupp yo!
yup. Feb 4 @ 2:54pm 
+rep hates russians
Large Employer Oct 27, 2023 @ 10:06am 
I wanna be a billionaire so I can buy a private island, get ripped with a personal trainer until I can bend ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ steel beams, and capture the most attractive onlyfans femboys, pump them full of estrogen until they grow boobies, lose all body hair and most muscle mass, and they can barely maintain an erection, and set them free on my island. Then, I will hunt them by myself, naked, with a big ass knife and a tranquilizer gun and when I catch them one by one I rape their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ until their butts look like an asteroid impact crater. Then, repeat the process until they develop such a severe case of Stockholm syndrome that they can’t move ten feet away from me without having a total mental breakdown and falling into a coma.
joe Oct 23, 2023 @ 3:19am 
added about subbing!
Thomas Shelby 🥂 Sep 24, 2023 @ 9:41am 
kiggozil
mr. бодрый Aug 6, 2023 @ 1:19am 
etf2l
Large Employer Aug 5, 2023 @ 3:45pm 
I invented gay people

The world was boring with only straight people, so I have invented gay people. You’re very welcome.

I only invented gay men though. Lesbians were invented by the Germans, which is why most of them have no sense of humour.

Edit: I also made the bisexuals
Kopfjäger Jul 26, 2023 @ 12:25pm 
no ım not norweigan
Large Employer May 7, 2023 @ 1:29pm 
LIGMA is part of the BOFA spectrum of conditions. LIGMA (Loose Internal Gene Mi-Asintits) is the second stage of BOFA (Biologically Offset Farkwnian Asintits). In this state, the disease interferes with the immune system and increases the risk of developing common infections such as tuberculosis. Given the weakened immune system, many of the patients, such as popular Fortnite streamer Ninja, die on this stage of the Biologically Offset Farkwonian Asintits (BOFA). It is also the last treatable stage. Although not effectrie. there are treatments to LIGMA: LIGMA-BALLS (Bi-Asonurdick Lateral Lactatioustits Sequence) that, even though it's experimental, have shown some promise. With stopping the spread of BOFA at the LIGMA stages, it can stop patients from going into the third and final phase of the BOFA sequence: ETMA, (Entrenched Terminal Mi-Asintits)
Large Employer Apr 16, 2023 @ 3:42pm 
SWEDES HAVING INTERCOURSE BE LIKE

SWEDE 1: WOOOOOOH your glimwop is blurgulating my tight little fwooshola 😍
SWEDE 2: ohhhh yeah im gonna blurgulate your fwooshola so hard you dirty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ klimbop👽
SWEDE 1: OHHHHH GOOD GNORBLORP IM ABOUT TO SPLORB!!! 💦💦💦💦😍😍
SWEDE 2: thats right ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ klimbop bagobloosh take my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GLIMWOP!! 👽im about to SPLORBBBBB!!!!! splorbs all ovwr alien 1's fwooshola 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦💦
SWEDE 1: OOOOOHHHH MYYYYYYYYY GOODNESS GNORBLOP MY SCHNATZELGORB IS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BOOSHING!! 👽👽👽♥♥♥♥♥♥♥~~~!!
SWEDE 2: your fwooshola is glooping 🤣
SWEDE 1:😘you bet it is after you blurgulated me baby ❤️

⚠️⚠️IMPORTANT!! always remember to YINNLOP after you blurgulate ⚠️⚠️
Homura Akemi Apr 10, 2023 @ 2:05pm 
noob fears to mge f2p like me
JMaxchill Feb 18, 2023 @ 6:41am 
etf2l
Bladeswell | blw Feb 17, 2023 @ 7:27am 
swedish person
Benjamin Rock Jan 22, 2023 @ 7:01am 
-rep virgin
emptiness inside Jan 11, 2023 @ 11:33am 
+rep
Leeroy Jan 10, 2023 @ 5:38am 
+rep Ziggood player
THE LICKER Dec 31, 2022 @ 2:13pm 
happy new year :chicken::coddog:
Vilnius Dec 28, 2022 @ 4:21am 
etf2l
Vinbing Dec 18, 2022 @ 6:08am 
En dag skall jag återvända...
👊TF2.BET (Owner) Dec 4, 2022 @ 11:31pm 
good game, is youtube sponsoring possible?
Leo Nov 27, 2022 @ 10:12am 
ETF2L
ketek Nov 22, 2022 @ 10:12am 
etf2l:)
Mell Nov 13, 2022 @ 12:42pm 
Added for Etf2l biz
Wysciguwka Nov 10, 2022 @ 4:51am 
etf2l demo main
noot Oct 12, 2022 @ 11:49am 
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Large Employer Sep 8, 2022 @ 1:12pm 
I was wrong --- ♥♥♥♥♥ DO have a specific ♥♥♥♥-smell.

I thought only sweaty ♥♥♥♥♥ smelled. Today I was proven wrong. Just after getting out of the shower, I came up with the brilliant idea of using a hairdryer to dry my ♥♥♥♥ 'n balls and I ended up inhaling the ♥♥♥♥ smell. Turns out clean ♥♥♥♥♥ have a very specific smell too.

I admit that I was sorely mistaken and would like to formally apologize to anyone who was swayed by my uneducated opinion on the subject.
NeoBern Jul 29, 2022 @ 5:15am 
Chadiest of the chads :heartred:
m. Jul 26, 2022 @ 6:08am 
:metallove:
Astolfo Jul 1, 2022 @ 3:39am 
Hey, I am so sorry, I got hacked but I am back in control now. If you wanna re-add I'd be happy to!
Hehob May 29, 2022 @ 2:10pm 
Beats women 👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿
Large Employer May 26, 2022 @ 5:43pm 
Scp-████ is a ██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ foundation staff ████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ D-3819 ██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ among us ██████████████████████████████████████genitals were obliterated
m. May 26, 2022 @ 12:56pm 
Scrim contact
ziggokill May 15, 2022 @ 7:57am 
these comments should impact your credit score
Large Employer Apr 21, 2022 @ 4:13pm 
he watched morbius +rep
Large Employer Mar 27, 2022 @ 2:51pm 
Can I put my balls in your jaws? (Your jaws)
Balls in your jaws (your jaws)
Can I? (Can I?)
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Can I? (Can I?)
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76561198802967796 Mar 20, 2022 @ 3:58pm 
niggokilled
Large Employer Mar 19, 2022 @ 5:42pm 
all of your ♥♥♥ are belong to me
fishska Feb 8, 2022 @ 2:53pm 
Lite små gay då och då men jag diskriminerar inte
Wallmart security guard Jan 15, 2022 @ 4:14am 
added for tonights etf2l match
mox Dec 19, 2021 @ 1:24pm 
kid
Far Seer Dec 1, 2021 @ 11:44am 
+rep, great player
xDarkcein Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:11pm 
+rep
fishska Jul 4, 2021 @ 4:32am 
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██████░░███████████████but not Sweden
Abdi Svensson Jun 19, 2021 @ 2:46am 
Tja, letar efter Svenskar att spela tf2 med.
fishska Apr 29, 2021 @ 4:36am 
I hate small talks. I wanna talk about atoms, death, aliens, sex, magic, intellect, the meaning of life, faraway galaxies, the lies you’ve told, your flaws, your favorite scents, your childhood, what keeps you up at night, your insecurity and fears.

I like people with depth, who speak with emotion, a twisted mind. I don’t want to know 'what’s up’
Clarence, Master on the mic Mar 18, 2021 @ 3:02am 
Ziggodildo'd
lazyluk Mar 12, 2021 @ 1:40am 
yo, when you're free add me, lets set up a scrim for sometime next week?
crazykiller Feb 21, 2021 @ 11:10pm 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ in highlander ( ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿°̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ͜ʖ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿°̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ )
Shodd5 Feb 17, 2021 @ 9:16am 
I guess i got what i deserve for being a 2 face R*****