My social studies teacher always wears tight jeans to school, and he has an unfathomably large penis. This makes focusing in class extremely difficult, as it takes up my entire field of view when he’s giving a lecture. How do I solve this problem? I’m for real going to fail this class because he’s constantly pitching a tent, and I can never focus on the class.

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added about subbing!

kiggozil

etf2l

I invented gay people

The world was boring with only straight people, so I have invented gay people. You’re very welcome.

I only invented gay men though. Lesbians were invented by the Germans, which is why most of them have no sense of humour.

Edit: I also made the bisexuals

no ım not norweigan

LIGMA is part of the BOFA spectrum of conditions. LIGMA (Loose Internal Gene Mi-Asintits) is the second stage of BOFA (Biologically Offset Farkwnian Asintits). In this state, the disease interferes with the immune system and increases the risk of developing common infections such as tuberculosis. Given the weakened immune system, many of the patients, such as popular Fortnite streamer Ninja, die on this stage of the Biologically Offset Farkwonian Asintits (BOFA). It is also the last treatable stage. Although not effectrie. there are treatments to LIGMA: LIGMA-BALLS (Bi-Asonurdick Lateral Lactatioustits Sequence) that, even though it's experimental, have shown some promise. With stopping the spread of BOFA at the LIGMA stages, it can stop patients from going into the third and final phase of the BOFA sequence: ETMA, (Entrenched Terminal Mi-Asintits)

SWEDES HAVING INTERCOURSE BE LIKE

SWEDE 1: WOOOOOOH your glimwop is blurgulating my tight little fwooshola 😍
SWEDE 2: ohhhh yeah im gonna blurgulate your fwooshola so hard you dirty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ klimbop👽
SWEDE 1: OHHHHH GOOD GNORBLORP IM ABOUT TO SPLORB!!! 💦💦💦💦😍😍
SWEDE 2: thats right ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ klimbop bagobloosh take my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GLIMWOP!! 👽im about to SPLORBBBBB!!!!! splorbs all ovwr alien 1's fwooshola 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦💦
SWEDE 1: OOOOOHHHH MYYYYYYYYY GOODNESS GNORBLOP MY SCHNATZELGORB IS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BOOSHING!! 👽👽👽♥♥♥♥♥♥♥~~~!!
SWEDE 2: your fwooshola is glooping 🤣
SWEDE 1:😘you bet it is after you blurgulated me baby ❤️

⚠️⚠️IMPORTANT!! always remember to YINNLOP after you blurgulate ⚠️⚠️

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etf2l

swedish person

-rep virgin

+rep

+rep Ziggood player

happy new year

etf2l

En dag skall jag återvända...

good game, is youtube sponsoring possible?

ETF2L

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Added for Etf2l biz

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I was wrong --- ♥♥♥♥♥ DO have a specific ♥♥♥♥-smell.

I thought only sweaty ♥♥♥♥♥ smelled. Today I was proven wrong. Just after getting out of the shower, I came up with the brilliant idea of using a hairdryer to dry my ♥♥♥♥ 'n balls and I ended up inhaling the ♥♥♥♥ smell. Turns out clean ♥♥♥♥♥ have a very specific smell too.

I admit that I was sorely mistaken and would like to formally apologize to anyone who was swayed by my uneducated opinion on the subject.

Chadiest of the chads

Hey, I am so sorry, I got hacked but I am back in control now. If you wanna re-add I'd be happy to!

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Scrim contact

these comments should impact your credit score

he watched morbius +rep

Can I put my balls in your jaws? (Your jaws)
Balls in your jaws (your jaws)
Can I? (Can I?)
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Balls in your jaws
Can I? (Can I?)
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niggokilled

all of your ♥♥♥ are belong to me

Lite små gay då och då men jag diskriminerar inte

added for tonights etf2l match

kid

+rep, great player

+rep

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Tja, letar efter Svenskar att spela tf2 med.

I hate small talks. I wanna talk about atoms, death, aliens, sex, magic, intellect, the meaning of life, faraway galaxies, the lies you’ve told, your flaws, your favorite scents, your childhood, what keeps you up at night, your insecurity and fears.

I like people with depth, who speak with emotion, a twisted mind. I don’t want to know 'what’s up’

Ziggodildo'd

yo, when you're free add me, lets set up a scrim for sometime next week?

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I guess i got what i deserve for being a 2 face R*****