♥ ♥ ♥ If you're a cute boy who's not afraid of girls, add me, but please note that I can't check all of your profiles, since I mostly just put my mouse on your name and see your levels, the higher the level the higher chance of me adding you to my collection of cute boys ♥ ♥ ♥

Woah, hold on a second buddy. You wanna talk about something? You have a 572 units per second startzone. Now, I'm gonna have to explain something to you here, if I pop up my show velocity on the startzone as I fall out I get a 442 Z units, right? That's consistent. Because its a fall zone - it's consistent 100% of the time BUT RIGHT THERE I got 454, that's a LAG. Now, actually if we do a little pythagorean theorem if I open my Google Chrome and I do square root of 350, which is the maximum horizontal units per second, squared, plus.. what was it.. 454.. squared - THEN we get 573. YOU just LAGGED startzone my buddy, oooh. Thats an ouch right there.

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I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to orgasm. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor's office and when he lubes up I nearly ♥♥♥ every time. But I've trained my keggle muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius' wrath. Then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting its prey. As the room gets covered in my hot sticky juices the doctor looks on disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live to get it so that I don't have to go in for surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing is we have free healthcare here, so the doctor gets me off and it's covered by taxpayers. That's my fetish.

As a brony, now I understand how the Jews felt during the Holocaust, and how negroes during slavery. This violent persecution of the Brony lifestyle in unacceptable and needs to be brought to attention of the United Nation's Human Rights Council.

wow you're a funny and original memer!