Recent reviews by Shulk

More than a funny little game. hope they make more of them

The original Garfield Kart game is a much better game and has a much higher skill ceiling. The only improvement they made to this game are the HUD/menu and making multiplayer a much easier experience. Much of the level design from the OG has been sectioned off to prevent unintentional skips, which IMO made the game a lot more fun. Please just buy the OG it is like 1 dollar and is just better version of this game.

Rules to play. by me
Start game
Try to build awesome spaceship.
Realise you don't know how to do that.
Wander around for a awhile.
You see something in the distance.
Three people building a large space ship.
Ask to join them.
Shot in the face

Theres only one thing left to do.
Revenge

You track them down,watching,waiting for a whole hour.
When finally they leave their ship for a resource run.
Fly into their ship and take control.
Fly away as the enemy takes chase screaming that I'm a ??? and a dead man.

Asteroid storm reduses the ship into drifting husk.
Enemy boards the remains.

Three guns aimed at me in the command room.

(Enemy 1) You peice of ???? you stole our ship just because you to dumb to figure out how to build something yourself.

(Me) That's not quite true after all I figured out to build the bomb behind me.

Enemy (2) What.

(Me) Goodbye Gentlemen
BOOM

10/10 Would kill myself again
Am I edgy?

0/10 Not enough water