dont be so sure

anal bead cannon

I think this man is very capable of fathering many children, he will care for you like a horse girl cares for her favorite stallion. He is very insightful and very witty (especially when it comes to his commentary on racial minorities) absolute husband material ladies. ;) ;)

+rep Honorable RPS Dueler :D

The control point is being contested.

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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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farts in ur comments

aye

tits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSHccn48lSQ

gf is prego

we like to get kinky anyways

one night things get particularly saucy

i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights

wtf it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period

i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering

ohshitohshitohshitohshit

i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital

she's still bleeding everywhere

by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much anymore, but all the color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent

oh ♥♥♥♥, she looks like she's in a vegetative state

storm into to the emergency room, cary her to the nearest doctor and explain eveything

he takes one look at ther and says

"sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do"

"WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ NOT???"

"we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"

ziplock knot on the meatloaf

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I will falcon punch your nutsack

yeah

Yeah?

hi ♥♥♥♥♥

♥♥♥♥

I figured out from a recent post that Thanos’ ♥♥♥♥ was 12in. Imagine him with the infinity gauntlet, which can change matter. Thanos is 6’7 and 700lbs. The maximum size he could change his penis to, having enough blood to make it erect without passing out, is about 48 inches. Also, with this much blood the muscular and vascular system in the penis would grow, giving it extraordinary strength. I studied physics for a year and it turns out the velocity and speed pf his penis swinging in full motion, assuming it is 48 inches and erect, could not only break the sound barrier, but open a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wormhole if he puts it in a circular motion using his gauntlet to spin himself as fast as possible. This means with his ♥♥♥♥ alone, he could travel through dimension, and possibly shatter the space time continuum.

heavy tf2

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minecraft

shut the ♥♥♥♥ up boomer

hey, i want to buy your Dragonborn Helmet. invite me at your friend list

ʰʰʰ ᵍᵒᵒ ᶜʳᵃᶻʸ ᵃʰʰʰ ᵍᵒᵒ ˢᵗᵘᵖᶦᵈ ᴬʰʰʰ ᵍᵒᵒ ᶜʳᵃᶻʸ ᵃʰʰʰ ᵍᵒᵒ ˢᵗᵘᵖᶦᵈ ᴬʰʰʰ ᵍᵒᵒ ᶜʳᵃᶻʸ

heavy tf2

heavy tf2

I have come to say the N word

ok

♥♥♥♥♥.

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Who the ♥♥♥♥

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ur mom nggga

"WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!?"

Who the ♥♥♥♥ are you

new p

Delicious

I hope K. Rool vores you

I'm going to find my autistic little cousin and scream at him until he bleeds because of you

+rep (who the ♥♥♥♥ does these anymore) gets caught up in ALL of our ♥♥♥♥♥♥ jokes and somehow hasn't screamed at a small child yet

RAGGLE FRAGGLE

YARGGLE BARGGLE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoNPfUKLx5k

Don’t trust this guy, he lost his virginity to a horse. Then sent me twelve snapchat pics of dying African children in his basement. Six years later he arrived at my doorstep wearing a full body latex suit screaming, "I knew the muffin man!" Before i knew it, he was in my house just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and pissing on everything, I quickly grabbed a kitchen knife but as I turned around he was gone. Nothing but ♥♥♥♥ piss and a little semen remained. After that I have went off the grid, I now use satellite internet coupled with three VPN's running through a tor browser to evade him tracking me. Some believe he has existed for century’s, and that he has played a role in every major event in human history. The fall of Rome, the 9/11 attacks, the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand, the Norman conquest of the Britian, the Bolshevik revolution and much more! Whatever you do stop this creature!

-rep micropeen