Patrick Bateman   United States
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ᨒ Dyno Apr 6 @ 8:15pm 
Edit: Thanks for the silver kind stranger!

Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger

Edit: Wow! This post really blew up, thanks so much!

Edit: English isn’t my first language so I’m sorry for any mistakes

Edit: This story is completely real for the people saying it’s fake

Edit: I’m planning on making a part two on the story soon enough, your gonna have to wait and upvote this post until then!

Edit: WOAH! Platinum, I was never expecting getting this far while ̶k̶a̶r̶m̶a̶ ̶f̶a̶r̶m̶i̶n̶g̶, I mean making a post.

Edit: Fixed grammar and punctuation

Edit: I’m on mobile sorry for poor formatting
Prism Mar 28 @ 10:20am 
Dude I need to trim my eyebrows.
Toa Metru 6 Mar 23 @ 4:32pm 
There is literally nothing wrong with thinking I am a wolf.
Prism Mar 21 @ 4:00pm 
Yes, you are gay.
Aliens218 Mar 21 @ 3:45pm 
Thanks, but reconsider!
Munch Master Mar 21 @ 2:06pm 
So what if I moan when I pee? Maybe it feels good you don't know that. After all, why are you even thinking of another man peeing? Are you gay or something?