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goat destroys entire city



10/10 "This is a colossal goat♥♥♥♥" - Maggot

People review the company instead of the game itself.
People are being ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ over OPTIONAL microtransactions: "That guy has +2 more accuracy, he's breaking the game!"
People are being ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ over TOTALLY OPTIONAL DLC.

The game is great, but the company ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up. What are reviews about? THE GAME. What are they not about? THE COMPANY.

"It's made by OVERKILL the greedy company therefore i hate it."

Grow the ♥♥♥♥ up and stop being whiny ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and if you hate it, make an ACTUAL review on why the game is bad.


Anyways, this game has great gameplay, great graphics and great heists. Gets a 7/10 in my book.

Yes.

Play alone? No.
Play with strangers? Ok.
Play with friends? Yes.

10/10 Needs vehicles.

Pretty cool when you're bored.

Worth buying.

You play as a shy dude.

That's pretty much it.

The Entire Game in a review:

You wake up in a facility, you meet a core named "Wheatley". You get the portal gun and wheatley accidentally wakes GLaDOS up. Then you do a bunch of tests and meet up with wheatley a few times. Then you escape and fall on GLaDOS' brilliant cake trap. You think you're done for but since you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up the turrets and the neurotoxin, you're safe. Wheatley breaks the glass and attempts to attach himself into glados' body "aka do a core transfer". You press the button and wheatley is now on GLaDOS' body. He turns glados into a potato and punches you and her into a pit. You go through the old aperture and you master the 3 gels. You proceed to go back to the surface, where wheatley has ♥♥♥♥♥♥ aperture up. You must go through his test chambers so you can get to him and defeat him. You arrive at wheatley's "Lair" and you attach 3 corrupted cores into his body, making him 100% corrupt. Wheatley boobytraps the button and you don't die, wheatley is impressed. You shoot a portal to the moon and you almost get sucked into space along with wheatley and space core, but GLaDOS saves you. GLaDOS frees you and wheatley is sorry. The end.

It has alot more story than the first game, an amazing sequel. 10/10 It makes me like puzzle games.

R.I.P Team Fortress 2, the best FPS that ever existed | 2009 - 2011 |

I mean srsly, i still remember those days TF2 was a shooter game way different than the others, nobody cared about hats, this even had a custom muzzleflash.
Then, hell was coming, they added 20 hats, and i was still ok with that, dummasses reported to valve to add more hats and he did add them, then came the uber update, the game got tottally free and some players have started to play TF2, the years we're passing, and i was all good with the items i had, things i had, then came halloween, the voodoo craps we're added and was also added the gibuses, one could be get by an achievement, the all-famous ghostly gibus, on the next year, everyone has this in mind ''All players who wear ghostly gibus are F2Ps'' wich is a tottally wrong thing and i was like ''WTF how can a hat be so hated?'' the things have gone too far.
I still play TF2 because it's a good shooter game and can actually be saved, before it's too late.
Send reports to valve, before TF2 changes name into Hat Fortress 2, the best hat simulator ever on earth

This game is REALLY cool,i recommend it