Recent reviews by THE WIGGLER

terribly laggy servers, basic as hell mechanics, poor balancing in the current version, and a loot box system that's predatory towards children.

Bad P2W COD clone least fun 1.2hrs of my life ever spent
Terrible maps coated with invis walls
High level SMGs let people just run and pray you to death and you can't do ♥♥♥♥

ASS

This game got a complete revamp, but it still has a long way to go. Here are my suggestions going forward:

-Add multiplayer. This is 100% needed to make the zombies gamemode enjoyable.

-Bring back the settings menu. The game runs very poorly, I drop to 40 FPS on a 1080 & Threadripper.

-Add a main menu. Starting the game and just popping in instantly without any clue of what to do is confusing.

-Fix hitboxes. Headshots have issues registering.

-Remove hit detection on all the trees. Bumping into everything when you go off of the very tight trails is frusterating. In my opinion, the biggest nail in the coffin for this game.

-Improve the map. Give players the ability to move around, having to stick to the dirt trails feels very restricting. Highground where players could hold out would be nice. Even adding some props for players to climb on would make a huge difference.

In conclusion, this game has a LONG way to go before becoming a good product. However, the game is free, the newest update is a HUGE improvement. This game will be on my radar and i'll be seeing what you do in future updates.

By far the best game of 2001, next gen graphics and mechanics.

Its fun, free, fast, casual, worth a try.

Its a good free game. Definitly worth a try.

Hello, and welcome to my Teams Defense Fort Two written essay. Today we'll be covering not only Defending of the Ancients Two: Video Game, but me as well.

See, my name is Tibby, and I'm quite smelly. As a video gamer, in a community of fellow video gamers. What is the purpose of a shower? None, there is no purpose. I refuse to shower. In fact, I have not showered in so long that I leave a dust cloud wherever I walk. Not only that, but every time I exhale you can see a puff of gas float into the sky and dissipate in the shape of a skull and crossbones. My breath is so poisonous that male genital I slot into my mouth FALLS OFF. I've accidentally swallowed so many that my poop comes out in the shape of a "head". My stomach has vacu-formed to the shape of the male genital. This wouldn't be a problem, but sometimes when I'm in gym class at school, my shirt lifts up enough for all the other kids to see my stomach, and each of my abs looks so fallic, they've started calling me "Tibby Ten Tips". Seriously? Ten Tips? You guys couldn't come up with anything better? IF you wanted to be accurate you should have said "Tibby Ten Yifs." but kids just don't pay attention anymore

Maybe you're wondering: "Why the hell are you writing this SH*T here?" and I'm getting to that. But we MUST return to the review. I'm the stinkiest, smelliest gamer in all of every land. No one comes close. NO kid comes close to killing c*ck continuously as Kinnabun Kizzard. (Ah, so alliteration ain't an activity aye am but apprenticed upon) What was I saying? ♥♥♥♥ let me pop an Adderall.

No one ever shows up to my matches so I'll see you Ringers in the Ringer.
This game sucks my stinky smelly butt. Don't buy.