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Chris   Canada
Level
34
Years of Service
550 XP
 
 
nickname me please
professional thrower and degenerate
bothered. un-moisturized. upset. out of my lane. distracted. declining.
NA's second last hope
top 1% guy here
crazy as ♥♥♥♥
we out here doing nasty ♥♥♥♥
beep beep lettuce
omnipotent digital athletics player
i think with my ♥♥♥♥ only
T H E C H A M P
low IQ but smart
shnice shmix
pee ass
responsibly stupid
LFT benchwarmer
gods strongest but sleepiest soldier
would like to ♥♥♥♥ around more and find out less


play dota and yakuza now
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for the boys
kill me
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[Allies] Magnolia: time to eat some ass
[Allies] Ｙ Ｏ Ｕ Ｓ Ｔ Ｏ Ｌ Ｅ Ｍ Ｙ Ｂ Ｉ Ｋ Ｅ: eat ur moms ass ez
[Allies] CapzXD: i love eating ass
[Allies] Magnolia: my mom doesn't have an ass
[Allies] Ｙ Ｏ Ｕ Ｓ Ｔ Ｏ Ｌ Ｅ Ｍ Ｙ Ｂ Ｉ Ｋ Ｅ: yeah
[Allies] Ｙ Ｏ Ｕ Ｓ Ｔ Ｏ Ｌ Ｅ Ｍ Ｙ Ｂ Ｉ Ｋ Ｅ: cuz i ate it
[Allies] Magnolia: cancer ate it
[Allies] Ｙ Ｏ Ｕ Ｓ Ｔ Ｏ Ｌ Ｅ Ｍ Ｙ Ｂ Ｉ Ｋ Ｅ: exactly
[Allies] e n d: pretty hot
[Allies] CapzXD: toss some of that ass over here
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Stokeley : gravity falls headass
ntfreetibet: lol reddit nub
The Builder : The only reason crank is that good is because he has his ♥♥♥♥♥ pocket medic.
*DEAD* The Builder : go back to WOW
durrhurr123: we need armed teachers, so school is safe again
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< blank > has changed their name to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ end my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ life.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ end my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ life: name is fixed
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[Allies] Turtle dove: i just had the most hilarious game lol
[Allies] Yohimbe: yee/.
[Allies] Turtle dove: a guy from the internet wanted to fight me irl
[Allies] Turtle dove: and gave me his address
[Allies] Turtle dove: it was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 1 hour drive from where i live lol
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poop shoot: so i played dark souls 3
poop shoot: for about 5 seconds
poop shoot: died 3 times
poop shoot: alt f4
HammerTime: sounds legit
poop shoot: never again
HammerTime: Dark Souls speed run
HammerTime: launch the game
HammerTime: die
HammerTime: alt f4
poop shoot: regret living
poop shoot: end life
HammerTime: aha
poop shoot: why cant i alt f4 my life
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Ethyreal: remember this day yi
Ethyreal: you got raped by a girl in your own jg
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slashquitlife: havent seen an ivern in 4ever
Ollanius PiusXERTH: yeah
Ollanius PiusXERTH: it's winter dumbass
Ollanius PiusXERTH: trees are sleeping
slashquitlife: makes sense
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kickapoo: not girlfriend tho
kickapoo: he wants it
kickapoo: he cant have it
kickapoo: DROWNING
kickapoo: IN THE FRIENDZONE
kickapoo: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CANT BREATHE
kickapoo: BILL COSBY IS ONLY WAY OUT
kickapoo: HIT AND RUN
kickapoo: NUT AND GO
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owo: HI ITS ME UR UNCLE KEN, I NEED YOU TO DIRECT THE EGIRL NAMED WADDLES TO THE 1V1 LIMITED DUEL SECTION OF THE VIDEO GAME OVERWATCH IF YOU WANT TO TAKE THE INHERITANCE FROM UR GREAT GREAT GREAT 2ND GRAND AUNT IN LAW. IF YOU DONT RESPOND NOW YOU WILL LOSE ALL 5000 MILLION DOLLARS IN GOLD FORM STRAIGHT FROM THE CONGOS. I NEED SOME CREDIT CARD INFORMATION TOO. PLEASE DO THIS I AM IN DIRE NEED!
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Allies] Gabba Gabba: guys you make a woman choccy milk and she wont evn sexd you wats the point?
[Allies] e-girl: you end her life
[Allies] e-girl: necrophilia only way out
[Allies] что сейчас произошло: you can stab her in the ass
[Allies] e-girl: they cant say no if they are dead
[Allies] что сейчас произошло: make perfect sense
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[Allies] theMARBZ: BIG ♥♥♥♥ PLAYS
we lost that game
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D: 24 Feb @ 5:27pm
damn ur fave be so plump

D: 24 Feb @ 5:12pm
Hey baby! i am a huge fan!!!! can u talk to me ?? i can only afford 1 more hour at the pc cafe PLS RESPOND!
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♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾）and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・::・
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[Harry Potter] whispers: hey jew watch the replay so you watch youeself and learn something from your retardeness
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Cryrp: dude
Cryrp: call
Cryrp: a girl
Cryrp: for once
Cryrp: in ur life
BossLofton: nice meme
BossLofton: wow
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commies were right: top 1% in dota
commies were right: top like 1% in overwatch
commies were right: top 1% in league
commies were right: who is this guy
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325123941: hello, ma'am.....is there a chance you have some spare change?
325123941: ur such a roblox nerd, i love it
325123941: u prob gottz dem nogtive IQ scorse like -13
325123941: friggin pwned you thicc n3rd
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[single] medic gf : hi i'm lonely and also single AND i have toes! i'm a triple threat, please someone hit me up uwu
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mr international worldwide shpe : women are my ♥♥♥♥♥♥
mr international worldwide shpe : they will eventually liberate men from responsibility
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yung beany : god bless
Rambo lad : the top less
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LaxwoodBlob: if u int
LaxwoodBlob: im clapping your cheeks
W4ddles : do it ♥♥♥♥♥
LaxwoodBlob: pull your pants down
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I wanna die
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Strife
4.6
Hours played
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16.3 hrs on record
last played on May 20
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+32
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last played on May 19
Rabbit and Steel
Achievement Progress   5 of 32
24 hrs on record
last played on May 19
Slay the Spire
Achievement Progress   23 of 46
+18
Comments
Darkness Feb 17, 2021 @ 10:10pm 
berries
OmegaGeck Jun 22, 2018 @ 6:22pm 
UNO
Darkness Mar 12, 2018 @ 7:57am 
you are a monkey
Darkness Mar 12, 2018 @ 7:57am 
aaaaaaand were done with this game
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HammerTime | #NEWTF2Hunt Dec 21, 2017 @ 2:42am 
Happy Birthday you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ washed up LoL player