Recent reviews by Doggy McBooty

Simple, fastpaced 64 bit bullet dodger. Fun in its own way :)
Only thing is everytime i die, i cri :c

rippy rip rip

After 300 hour of playing how do you do it. I have scientifically reached the conclusion that reproduction between the two dolls isn't possible, due to the fact that they don't have eggs or sperm XD

10/10 doing more research atm

600 Hour Review:
Slop Slop Slop ~ hmmmmmmm this is getting somewhere, there are slight moans which could be heard slightly from the background. I do not currently find this disturbing as i believe it is a sign of enjoyment from the act. In the future i believe the dolls might finally have a child! I'll call the child Bob... maybe, only if the dolls' eggs were fertile ;)

900 Hour Review:
Police Officer: This is the last time i ask you this question! How! How did you do the crime!!
Snowy: I demand to obtain two dolls, one of either gender.
Police Officer: Fine ! I ask you again, why were you reported for having child pornography.
Snowy: I'll show you how then :)
*Holds one doll per hand*
*Starts slamming them together while lightly moaning*
Police Officer : Oh hellllllll no
*Grabs a rope, considers the noose*

999 Hour Review:
Snowy: What am I doing with my life
*Continues studing the mysterious science "biology"*

1k Hour Review:
The game currently has an endless amount of endings which i believe everyone should attempt to achieve. This is a free game which is clearly much more superior compared to other games within it's genre. As an expert at this fun simulation, i'll be much more experienced to give this quirky game some genres which i believe it should be labeled under. Genres may include "Child Porn", "Doll Bashing" and "Transform your innocent child into a raging pedo". Overall solid game, i recommend to monitor your child's daily intake of this game 11/10.

1.2k Review:
After careful thought about this fine masterpiece. I really think it deserves a HD texture pack... Also a HD audio pack can be added too O: 12/10 #Waiting

BTW, I RECOMMEND THIS GAME! ITS SO DARN AMAZING :)