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A quick guide of an average dota 2 game

Team:
-Russian
-Russian
-Peruvian
-You
-Russian

Draft:
-"Mid or Feed"
-5 Carries
-Outworld Devourer

Lanes:
Top:
Q: Do you have Beastmaster, Timbersaw or Bristleback top?
Y: Win top no matter what happens
N: Cyka Blayt... Noob top Jajajajajajaja
Mid:
Q: Do you have OD mid?
Y: Win game
N: Abandon
Jungle:
Q: Does your jungle gank mid?
Y: Free double kill for enemy OD
N: Only a singular kill for enemy OD
Bot:
Q: Does your bottom lane have a PA?
Y: Every game has
N: a PA bot

Gameplay Tips
-AFK Farm = EZ win
-OD mid = EZ win
-Never pick Enigma
- ♥♥♥♥ OD mid
-Jungle Legion = EZ win
-Rush Aghs on Earthshaker so he becomes Kobe Bryan