a literal goblin
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My body craves for the touch of mashed potatoes, the soft white flesh of the vegetable sliding over my body. I haven't slept in fifteen days. Only the beautiful rapturous gooey white semi-solid plant matter inspires me to continue living. Sometimes I like to imagine the mashed potatoes have accepted me as their loving partner. Oh can I dream.
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mango tutorial 19. lis. 2022 v 0.01 
Absolutely nutty med and a God teir heavy I don’t think there has been 10 matches that we have lost since we’ve started pubbing and an overall good dude, thanks for that pee piss man :jarate::jarate::jarate:
COPEXODIUS MAXIMUS 28. říj. 2022 v 13.11 
-rep he stole my name duke cookem (real) :steamsad::steamthumbsdown:im sad (i have stones in my kidney)
cozmoz. 2. říj. 2022 v 23.38 
schmoopie woopie
InuJay 18. srp. 2022 v 7.59 
♥♥♥♥ Kickem (fake)
Damnthatspowerful 10. čvc. 2022 v 21.58 
+rep he slept on my sydney
a literal goblin 10. lis. 2017 v 21.25 
I love potatoes. If I see a potato, I eat it. However, my lust for potatoes has become my downfall. You can't properly function if all you eat is potatoes. Eventually, you get to the point where your body rejects anything that isn't a potato, and literally all you can stomach are potatoes. You become fat and hostile towards anything that isn't a potato. My family actually has potato costumes that they have to wear when they are around me, and still they have to provide me my potatoes with a 10 foot long tweezer like contraption. Why can't I get my own potatoes? Well I'm bedridden, the only thing that can allow me to move is a sudden surplus of energy I get when I see a potato in reach. Things aren't easy, but the potatoes make it all worth it.