The Kekening.













My thoughts on No Mans Sky, shortly after starting:

3:39 AM - Taichō-senpai-dono-sama-chan: okay, so a big floating sentient red ball is telling me what to do while I desecrate every single planet I come in contact with, stealing from ancient ruins while firing lasers all over the place. Oh, and there's a language barrier, so effectively, I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and pissing everywhere while firing an over-sized rifle and shouting gibberish.
3:40 AM - Taichō-senpai-dono-sama-chan: I've never felt more American.