THERE IS A MAN IN A CAVE THAT IS TRAINING FOR THE DAY THAT HE HAS TO FIGHT YOU. HE HAS NO RUNNING WATER NO MEDICINE NO GYM AND NO GF. SOMEDAY YOU WILL FACE HIM IN THE FIELD OF BATTLE AND IF YOU DO NOT TRAIN FOR THAT DAY HE WILL DEFEAT YOU. WHILE YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ON THE INTERNET AND MASTURBATE TO CHINESE CARTOONS AND CONSUME THRICE YOUR DAILY CALORIC REQUIREMENT, THE MAN IN THE CAVE CONTINUES TO PREPARE FOR THE INEVITABLE DAY OF BATTLE.

dorya!

parmigiano reggiano

you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ me up with the homings

ggs

gg ez