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so late last night in the dead of dark I was in bed and then all of a sudden I had one of those dreams where you can't move and things are no longer in your control it was almost as if it was an outer body experience and from afar in the corner of my eye I see my bedroom window opening and in floats this woman. This is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen she was slightly on the plump side of things but 10 years ago she would have been in here prime she looked at me and my ravashingly good looks. She gave me that face telling me that she wanted me I was so happy as she placed her succulent lips around my throbbing bazonga gong. I then woke up and noticed it was actually your fatass of a mother going to town on my ♥♥♥♥ like it was a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ burger king whopper.

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