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ㅤ* When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas!
ㅤ* A man strolls into his local grocer's and says, "Three pounds of potatoes, please."
"No, no, no", replies the owner, shaking his head, "it's kilos nowadays, mate..."
"Oh", apologises the man, "three pounds of kilos, please."
ㅤ* Accept it. Your parents HAVE had sex before.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m chortling!