~ Co-Founder of the Angry Fraggers Clan ~

~ Founder of Team UML North ~

*Steam member since 1/1/2013

*Wanna join the clan? Just ask.

*I usually don't trade items on Steam.

It's power-washing time!


Most forfeits forced in 1 night of 3's RL:
6 w/ Cole & Jared on 10/20/23 (2 in tourni, 3 in comp, 1 cas)


FTL WINS w/ Cam
- The "Da AngryFragger" Kestrel (E) 12/14/21
- Engi "The Dougnut" Cruiser (E) 12/17/21
- Federation "Longer Boi" Cruiser (E) 12/22/21
- Zoltan "VW Van" Cruiser (E) 12/30/21
- Mantis "The Acklay" Cruiser (A, E) 1/04/22
- Slug "The Goomba" Cruiser (A, E) 1/06/22
- Rock "The Geode" Cruiser (A, E) 1/08/22
- Lanius "Ocram Prime" Cruiser (A, E) 1/11/22
- Stealth "The Nighthawk" Cruiser (A, E) 1/13/22
- Multiverse “Open Sesame” Kestral (M, E) 4/17/22
- Zoltan "The Legume" Cruiser (N*) 9/17/23


Games that earn the rank of "Masterpiece" per backyard 2021 'podcast'
. Minecraft
. Terraria
. Don't Starve Together
. Faster Than Light
. Factorio


======= Q U O T E S =======

"Ya, but the sun is brighter than light-bulb." - Cole 2024

"I'm definitely watching a YTP tonight" - Dom 2024

"Wait. They know how to do that?" - Me, "No, but they still did it." - Cole

"We would've been lit in the 50s! Doin' dumb stuff in the reactor with the boys." - Me 2023

"Rude on the pitch ain't no way to be" - Me 2023

"Give it to me now, not too soon, but don't wait long" - DBTPP, On Call - Track 2

"You could make a quote out of this" - Me 2023

"I don't buy that he's alive .. could be a bot" - Cam 2023

"The Charlie Brown songs are by Vince Guaraldi" - Me, "I thought that was Schroeder" - Cam

"It's .. better if you don't know." - Baman

"Okaaay, let's go!" - amusement park ride enthusiast

"Watch, this bounces off the wall and they get confused." - Cole 2023 in RL

"Yeah but that's funny" - Jared 2023

"That could've gone .. different" - Jared 2023

"When you need a comeback, just sink the Nile" - AF RL

"When you get absolutely devastated, but hey at least you're at Taco Bell" - Cole 2023

"The roller coaster is not that scary, but the fact it's operated by a stoned highschooler is" - Dom 2023

"I'm convinced this guy is a pathological talker" - Me 2023

"All these skins look good, even the bad ones." - Cole 2023 talking about Five SeveN skins

"Joe hop in! Nah, I'm busy. What, why? I'm playing an Arms Race" - Joe/AF 2023

“I got opinions today.” - Cole 2023

"Friend-group lore is somethin' else" - Cam 2022

"Homie's gonna be sittin' on the linoleum" - Cam 2022

"Holy crap! A weapon is just floating in space!" - FTL

"Frizz Wizz" - Luke 2021 when I was playing disc golf

"Tungsten Cube, it's iconic even. You'll find one in every fidgeter's hand at some point or another" - Luke 2021

"Green eggs and SaM" - Luke 2021

"Send it back the run-down." - Dom 2020

“If we both buy a scout and hit our shots, it’ll be like an AWP. Stonks.” - purple

"I really don't like this map. But the window shaders are nice." - green

"There's one in Connector, he's lit one hundred eight." - purple

"Green Day sucks, let's go Patriots." - Cam 2019

"56 pounds of Mtn Dew" - Jared 2019

"If A site doesn't work, try a different site at a different time." - Me 2019

"We're getting double Ram tonight, bois!" - Cam 2019

"So, I got a giant bag of beef jerky for Christmas and I like it a lot." - Me 2018

"Do you have to play these games to make stuff happen?" - Luke 2018

"WTF is Kroger?" - AF clan

"Sometimes the direct route lacks finnese, yet is still remarkably effective" -The Dentist (Payday 2)

"I swear Tyler M. just drove by my house riding a tractor." - Luke 2017



======= Previous Names =======

woody, San Hill, Chair in the Rib Cage, Woodman315, Kevin Malone, ♣Wöodmän315♣