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3 people found this review helpful
4.9 hrs on record
You can die from fall damage... As a cat... Unless you have padding...?
Same few stages over and over again, little to no variety...
Posted May 15.
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5 people found this review helpful
4.6 hrs on record
Played just like a VALVe Portal game. Though may not be official, this really feels like Portal 3. The twists I was not expecting, and the fact we actually got to play in the outside, rather than just seeing it really brought it together. Now to wait for Portal: Revolution 2, and for 3 to never come out. I always love playing the Portal mods, like test chambers, and this was the best one I'm played thus far. Great work!
Posted April 4.
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66 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
0.3 hrs on record
JBMod crawled so Garry's Mod could run. For being the original 2004 release it's a nostalgia trip I was never part of.

JBMod predates GMod by ~2 years, and obviously GMod has received constant support. But JBMod was the original GMod.
Posted January 17.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
38.7 hrs on record (38.7 hrs at review time)
I still don't know what the new skills do...
Posted November 24, 2023.
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9 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
117.4 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
TF2 has outlived this game, twice...
Bring back loot boxes, remove corporate greed.
At least porn creators give the player base what they want.
Posted August 18, 2023.
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7 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
303.1 hrs on record
New Minecraft update looks a little wack...
Posted August 17, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
2.8 hrs on record
I don't remember this CS:GO update. Source 2 looks... Bean
Posted February 7, 2023.
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17.1 hrs on record (12.5 hrs at review time)
Pro:
> Game does look beautiful.
> Neat story, shame I didn't really pay attention to any of it.
> Runs 60 FPS, when it's not breaking...
> Lots to do:
>> Collectibles
>> Unlocks
>> Side Quests / Missions

Bad:
> During fights there are awkward pauses before animations play-out.
> Pressing escape to open up the menu lags / freezes the game momentarily.
> The models of some characters, Tony Stark, Dr. Strange, etc. look nothing like what people are used to from the movies
> Poorly Optimized, like for real, if the game freezes opening the menu...
> Some animations can't be skipped because it will freeze the game when doing so (like petting the dog)
> Micro-transactions... In a SINGLE-PLAYER game...

I felt like I was playing a mix between Saints Row anytime I wasn't in a battle due to the camera view and just running around aimlessly collecting things and doing side missions.
If I didn't get this game for free when I bought my graphics card I would have literally never touched this game...
Posted January 18, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
15.8 hrs on record (11.8 hrs at review time)
Cats approved.
I'm going to speed run this.
Best Story-Rich game award?
Posted July 22, 2022. Last edited November 27, 2022.
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