Prologue:
IM NOT A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WEABOO YOU HATERS I JUST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LIKE ANIME OK???!!!! STOP THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SPAM IM NOT PRETENDING TO BE BORN IN JAPAN I JUST FEEL LIKE JAPAN IS MY HOME BECAUSE AMERICA SUCKS (BTW PLEASE VOTE BERNIE OR ILL LEAVE THIS PLACE) SO REALLY SOMEONE NEEDS TO TELL YOU GUYS ONCE AND FOR ALL ITS NOT FUNNY TO ACCUSE ME OF BEING A WEABOO OR SOMETHING BECAUSE ITS JUST FALSE!!! IM AMERICAN AND NOT JAPANESE!!!! ALL I WANT IS TO LIVE THERE NOT BE JAPANESE OK I DONT GET WHATS WRONG WITH YOU if you wanna chat (girls only) add me on WarriorzNaruto303 on skype thx

English:

Omg hai ___^ I’m anon-san and I absolutely luuuv @__@ anime <3 and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^___________________________________^
When I walked onto Tokyo street =____=I looked up and saw…SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!! “ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< (O) (O) (O)] then I saw some baka fat ♥♥♥♥♥ watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)” then sasuke held me close =^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (O)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^___<)

Translation:

Dakara kondo wa, anogoro dasenakatta yūki o tashite yoroi no Kyojin ni tachimukatta Soredemo, soredemo, eren ni te ga todoku koto wa nakatta Mata sukuenakatta. Jibun no yowa-sa ga kuyashikatta. Kuyashi-sa ga namida to natte afure dasu Arumin to mikasa ga kewashī hyōjō de sono kōkei o nagamete ita Shīn wa kawari, eren to kurisuta o tsureta rainā-tachi wa akiya de kyūsoku o totte ita Toro suto-ku to shiganshina-ku no ma ni aru, daremoinai chīsana muradatta Yumiru ga modotte kuru. Akiya o mawari, kandzume nado tabe rare-sōna mono o atsumete kite ita Ku~tsu……' eren ga mewosamasu. Eren wa ryōte o ushirode ni himo de shibara rete ita Chikaku no sofā de kurisuta ga nemutte iru.Nande kurisuta ga koko ni……?' Rainā wa eren ni mukatte kandzume o nageru. Hara ga he~tsu terudaro eren. Kue'Wa……?' Konwaku suru eren. Kandzume wa futa ga tojita mamadatta Kore de dō ya~tsu te kue tte nda yo!?' Eren wa koe o arage, kandzume o keri tobasu Sono monooto ni han'nō shi, kurisuta ga mewosamasu. Yumiru ga massakini kurisuta ni kakeyoru Kurisuta wa rainā to Berutoruto no sugata o mite odorokuDaijōbuda, kurisuta ni wa yubi 1-pon fure sasenai. Watashi ga zuttoisshoni irukara' Yumiru ga iu. Kurisuta wa kowabatta hyōjō o misenagara, rainā ni tazuneru