Hologlaxer
United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
I am just a random guy floating in an endless void of a holographic universe.
Currently Offline
Information
Profile Pic
Soldier enjoying his tea. (Image was sent by a friend and I liked it.)

-Read me or else-
Information:
I'm not so great at English, however, this is the best I can possibly do.
Although I'm great at other subjects.

About me.
Age: 22
Gender: Male
Relationship: None of your business. Tough guy!

Stat Help
Online - I'm free to do anything and talk to my friends.
In-Game - I may be focusing. So try not to interrupt me.
Away - Youtube or AFK.
Snooze - Nap.
Offline - There a lot of reasons for this: internet errors, sleeping, not home.
Looking to play - Very bored and in the mood for gaming.
Looking to trade - I can't trade a lot due to my lack of valuable items.

Before adding me
I do not voice chat so often. Sorry.
I do not like cheaters or hackers.
Please do not message spam to me.

Dream Gift
Australium Rocket Launcher

Extras

--Awesome Comrades :csgohelmet:--
My comedian who can kill me in laughter.
My awesome side-kick, perhap.
My genocide zombie killing comrade.
Somone who understands the meaning of making cars

--Favourites in general things--

Music = Rap, Metal, (Sometimes) Opera & Classics. (More into this now)

Games = Terraria (1000+ hours), Blockland (Non-steam), Team Fortress 2 (250+ hours).

--Clever statements said by my friends-
Ł Ú Ç Ì Ð: boobs are "the only two circles that matter"

-Hilarious ♥♥♥♥ said by my friends-
L U C I D: Flying ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
R2 pixel: Wanna hear a joke about my ♥♥♥♥♥ oh don't worry you'll never get it


Doshile roasting moonlord:
Doshile: oh ♥♥♥♥ its the moon lord ohnothemother♥♥♥♥ingballofrockwecallmoonlookinwhiteashybitchfukinpapertowelbonedryheadasslittlefloortile
Doshile: OOMPH
Doshile: says that in chat (moonlord stops) ML: ♥♥♥♥♥♥ (shoots himself)
Artwork Showcase
I AM FINISH WITH SCHOOL! (15th of June)
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Mikołaj Nov 25, 2022 @ 1:06pm 
Hello
Gothboy77 Oct 24, 2022 @ 7:17am 
you make epic bl mods and are a good friend :)
JohnnyTanGeeCohen Jan 1, 2020 @ 5:32am 
hi
mong Dec 31, 2019 @ 5:41pm 
that's a step up from "oh helll naw cocklicker"
Hologlaxer Dec 31, 2019 @ 4:28pm 
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL MY FRIENDS!
This is the beginning of a new decade! Enjoy!

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Hologlaxer Jun 12, 2019 @ 6:53am 
Oh helll naw cocklicker