You ever confuse "Shuffle boarding" with "Water boarding"? Interesting start to a hobby



"What you're seeing is team spirit. It's like the Holy Spirit, only more powerful."



"I never told nobody this, but...I used to be a children."


"I have to kill fast and bullets too slow."

"Old internet traditionalist larper"

"My source is, i made it the f u c k up"

"because he is actually a reasonable man, just likes to be a pain in the ass for the fun of it"

"anything that's not part of the biological matter that constitutes Uzef is a liberal"

"Gay people arnt flares!?"

"reading your random comments is like having a back alley 5 euro acid trip"

"uzef is like a crab, no matter who, no matter how long, you eventually turn into one"

"Uzef, anyone's mere existence is a disrespect to your seething majesty"