Splaver
Los Angeles, California, United States
 
 
I don't play on here anymore, add me on here: http://www.steamcommunity.com/id/gSplave


I got SMFC on a laptop with 80 fps @ 640 x 480 resolution.

Some people call me "Mojo," "XvM," or "GSplav(e)". I'm "devmonkey" on my smurf.

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Ⓟ *DEAD* SpLaVeR sPlAvE : its splavers fault
Ⓟ *DEAD* SpLaVeR sPlAvE : splaver did 9/11
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Ⓑ *DEAD* PLAYMAKER : LMAO
Ⓨ *DEAD* zOne : THIS GUY HAS 6 RWS
Ⓨ *DEAD* zOne : HA H A
Ⓞ S1NATRA : lol
Ⓖ t0oMm : rws isnt everything llllllllllol

*DEAD* Wumbo #Triggered? : LOOOOOOOOOL
*DEAD* Wumbo #Triggered? : THE GOFD
*DEAD* Dylord : toggle
*DEAD* spiracy : OOOH ♥♥♥♥♥
Splaver : :^)
*DEAD* Wumbo #Triggered? : ♥♥♥♥♥♥' ISIS OVER HERE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Murf : nice trigger bot

IBP steel : nixe wall hacks splaver
Splaver -AFK- ☭ : nice running around and jumping and making noise nova
åиGέя™ : im gonna ban u in a minute stop cheating Splaver

*DEAD* Here in my garage... : hacks
*DEAD* Lemmiwinks : hax

Splaver : how is it hard to hit you through dd's with an AWP when you run in a straight ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ line
Chowden *LFT* : lol ur toggling
Chowden *LFT* : stfu dude

Compassity : woah
Compassity : hacks maybe?
Daddy Splaver : lol?
Splaver : nah
Compassity : wtf was that then

*DEAD* rex154 : haxs

Dominate : lol dudes hacking

(Counter-Terrorist) CAN I CARRY???? @ CT Start : splaver hacks?
(Counter-Terrorist) Mousy @ CT Start : no
(Counter-Terrorist) Mousy @ CT Start : lel
(Counter-Terrorist) CAN I CARRY???? @ CT Start : really?

*DEAD* Stickly[Cases 9/100]trading : Wtf
Agentbluehawk (RADIO) : Fire in the hole!
*DEAD* Stickly[Cases 9/100]trading : Major hacker I quit

*DEAD* -XypLock/ : your a prefire god

JustDoIt : woah splaver scout pro

Eagle Schmeagle : dont act innocent you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

*DEAD* vendetta : splaver last round togles rofl

*DEAD* Compassity : no wonder you guys on t side got banned from MM
spiRacY^jaaK @ Long Hall (RADIO): Flashbang Out!
Daddy Splaver @ Warehouse (RADIO): Smoke Out!
Daddy Splaver @ Warehouse (RADIO): Fire in the hole!
Splaver @ Warehouse (RADIO): Fire in the hole!
spiRacY^jaaK @ Warehouse (RADIO): Smoke Out!
spiRacY^jaaK @ Warehouse (RADIO): Fire in the hole!
*DEAD*(Terrorist) ?QUACK? : i didnt hit him?
*DEAD*(Terrorist) Splaver : lol I guess not, looked like it
(Terrorist) ?QUACK? @ CT Start : k
Splaver @ Warehouse (RADIO): FireBomb on the way!
+$300: Award for neutralizing an enemy.
+$300: Award for neutralizing an enemy.
Splaver @ Bombsite A (RADIO): I'm planting the bomb.
+$3250: Team award for eliminating the enemy team.
*DEAD* Compassity : lol
+$300: Award for planting the C4.
*DEAD* Xtinct : dem deagles?
Splaver : WEW
Xtinct : ns's
Splaver : lol ty
Compassity : admin Splaver hacks
hup : no, he's not
Compassity : great... luck shots
Splaver : you both sat still and I 1 deag'd both of you. wtf how is that lucky
spiRacY^jaaK : whos admin
hup : yes
Splaver : ?
*DEAD* Compassity : you too spiracy
*DEAD* Compassity : hacks
+$300: Award for neutralizing an enemy.
*DEAD* TLB : splaver is hacking
*DEAD* TLB : U ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hacker
ThatOneKidThatWrecks : really?
+$300: Award for neutralizing an enemy.
*DEAD* ThatOneKidThatWrecks : YEAH
Red @ Window (RADIO): Flashbang Out!
Splaver : you said deags only though?
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Also me:

http://www.steamcommunity.com/id/gsplav
http://www.steamcommunity.com/id/gsplave
http://www.steamcommunity.com/id/gspalve
http://www.steamcommunity.com/id/dev-monkey
http://www.steamcommunity.com/id/satanicbunnyowner
http://www.steamcommunity.com/id/Monkey_Mojo
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Lupit Jan 5, 2016 @ 2:45pm 
THE PROFILE PIC
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Dec 10, 2015 @ 10:32pm 
10:30 PM - :|: hey why was 6 afraid of 7
10:30 PM - :|: ?
10:30 PM - Splaver: pls
10:30 PM - Splaver: don't
10:30 PM - :|: asnwer it
10:30 PM - Splaver: I like that you're my friend
10:30 PM - Splaver: don't
10:30 PM - :|: answer
10:30 PM - :|: it
10:30 PM - Splaver: brain
10:30 PM - Splaver: cancer
10:31 PM - :|: https://steamcommunity-a.akamaihd.net/economy/emoticon/steamfacepalm
10:31 PM - :|: answer
10:31 PM - :|: it
10:31 PM - Splaver: NO
10:31 PM - Splaver: HOW OLD AM I
10:31 PM - :|: YOU KNOW WHAT HE WAS AFRAID
10:31 PM - Splaver: YES I KNOW WHY
10:31 PM - :|: BECAUSE 7 WAS A REGISTERED 6 OFFENDER
10:31 PM - Splaver: *dies of cringe induced brain cancer
Splaver Nov 26, 2015 @ 8:03am 
(Terrorist) spiRacY: nice try scream
*DEAD* (Terrorist) spiRacY: how much are you paying per hour?
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Nov 23, 2015 @ 10:18pm 
10:17 PM - Splaver: my step mom's mom died on like friday. We all hate her right. My dad is like "well funeral's tomorrow" to me earlier today on the phone. "You probably don't wanna come, but we're eating dinner from garden grill after."
10:17 PM - Splaver: "oh I like that place, pick me up"
10:17 PM - Splaver: ROFL
10:17 PM - Dais^: ROFL
Splaver Nov 16, 2015 @ 6:02pm 
Dais: Woah who the ♥♥♥♥ is that playing at Splaver's computer
Mak: ya, nice try Skadoodle how much per hour is he paying you