INVENTORY OF A CRACKHEAD KING

>5 grams ibuprofen
>2500mgs magnesium
>5 edibles
>3 packs of Camel Blue Wides T™
>60mgs Adderall snorted ™
>Half a football cooked ™
>2 bottled Wild Irish Rose
>1 bottle Buckfast (smuggled ™)
>George Floyd Runners T™
›George Floyd Royal Flush T™
>1984 Monte Carlo
>2 condoms "her pleasure"
›Stolen chuck for a drill press (in the pocket)
>$43.07 "acquired"

>Comically sized rock "heavy"
>5 cans gold spray paint cans
›Whippet chargers (theres like 10 left)
>(GammaMaxx 2063v2.0 Platinum Edition ™)
> Terry Fargo McLean The 7th
>2 troglodytes (unkempt)
>8 ball "drywall" "snuff can" "piss stinchery"
>1 3.50z bag America's Best Golden Blend Loose Leaf Chewing Tobacco T™
>"Bump box"
>3 C chargers
>1 Gun (Taurus Judge) "spicy handloads" "I got 15 more in my pocket 3 fell into my pants I don't wanna get them"
›Burnt vape "trade in"
>40ibs dumbbell (spray painted gold) "drying"
>1 shoe (brand unknown)
>1 sock "boot sock made in Iran, high quality has holes in it"
>1/3 bag "gambler's pipe tobacco"
>4 "Steel Reserve" (Alloy Series ™)
>29 cigarette tubes "inna bag"
>5 glow sticks
>Can of "♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥" "bad smell jar" "portal to hell" (kept in a DeWalt drill box)
>DeWalt impact driver TM

>2 batteries
>1 bag of "Erie Construction Screws"
>"Cod Advanced Warfare Xbox 360" (a fishing game from 2006 is inside)
›Item Burnt glove (+15% "grabbage" fire resistance/-12% hand agility)
>3 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ music CDs (obscure)
> 15 bottles of water "pure leaf refill"
>2 cans redbull "not that expired"
>1 compass "neeto magneto"
›Half a map to the Sierra Madre mountains "YO where tf Are we dude?"
>Strange glowing "thing" "its name is Jamey" "Jamey is hot" "ITS RIGHT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BEHIND US"
>Copper pipe (4 3/64" corroded)
›Stanley 30' tape measure (first 15 inches are unreadable)
>Dog bowl
>3 chain links from hand cuffs "sex toy kind"
>2 liter (5/8 full malt liquor)
>1 torn check for "Fifteen 34/100-
>1 red pen

14,1 hours past 2 weeks, he's keeping up guys

0.5 hours past 2 weeks are you dying there fam ?

0.5 hours past 2 weeks internship going well son ?