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Don't trust this girl.
During lunch break going into the restaurant a girl walking in front of me suddenly turns around, looks me in the eyes for one second then says: "Huh!" (my colleagues accused me of illegaly touching her ass!)
As I brought back the glasses to the juice bar in the corner of my eye I saw the waitress ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me hard from the side forcing me to turn around to say goodbye and she gave me a strong luring smile (not unattractive but not my type!).
Back at work a female 25 year old client told me we could meet before our next meeting (wtf!? Absolutely illegal!).
At my way home a woman approached me and said something weird I could not understand. I stopped, looked at her and said: "I did not understand." She said "Where is an ATM?" (The ATM was only 5 yards away clearly in sight!)
Plus two digit women of all ages gave me IOI´s but that was not annoying.
Do you also feel sometimes it is too much?
Guy: Of course
Girl: Will u ever cheat on me?
Guy: No
Girl: Will you love me forever?
Guy: Yes
Girl: Will u ever leave me?
Guy: No
Girl: I love you
Now read it backwards.