Recent reviews by Davisaurus

-Crashes more than my old Windows Vista computer.

Exploded a man's pants for his rifle and hat only to find that I had orphaned his son. Felt so bad that I decided to murder everyone in Megaton and then nuke the hell out of the place. Felt even worse so I killed everyone in the Tenpenny tower, fled to Paradise Falls and began working as a slaver. Sold a bunch of innocent kids to slavery and used that money to buy psycho. Then I became addicted to psycho. Started murdering innocent people to fund my psycho addiction. Fled to the middle of nowhere to hide from my enemies. Got abducted by a bunch of aliens. After getting anally probed, I banded together with a bunch of fellow abductees to beat the aliens into submission. Used my favorite super sledge to massacre everyone that had helped me escape. Decided to go to Little Lamplight and finally beat the little snots with my new superior alien technology. Found out children are invincible. Still hacking and slashing. 10/10 best douchebag simulator to date.