Is that a gamer boy oh my god slay king

god he has the most dope gamer profile like my god what a gigachad and this isn't just enus stroking his own ego like holy moley what an absolute bunslapper

"THE HIPPIES ARE SPREADING" Dankaye 2017

There once was a little Tenno child that wanted to be a chef when he grew up.
He'd wake up to see a gigantic poster of Gordon Clemsay on his wall with the caption "Two Pastata!" written below.
One day this Tenno was running around in the Derelicts, and he found himself a Warframe. Nekros.
He fell in love with this frame.
No one could stop his unstoppable Ravioli.
Word of this Tenno spread all across the System.
One day, word passed to none other than master chef Gordon Clemsay.
He had to see this Nekros in action.
On Earth, our beloved Tenno was hard at work making some twice baked Macaroni.
As he was about to put it in the oven for the second time, in through the door burst none other than Gordon Clemsay himself!
Our Tenno was so shocked he dropped the Casserole all over the ground.
This made him a little mad.
In his fury he accidently killed Gordon Clemsay.
Realizing what he did, he adorned himself with that golden macaroni, and those two Pastatas eternally fused to his fingers.

Notice me mom

"Oh ♥♥♥♥! The dwarves are coming" ~Darkeye223