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Recent reviews by Jessica

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22.3 hrs on record (6.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I killed a lootbug and I'm not so proud of it.


Gold was worth it though, got my goo gun to shoot 3 rays at once every .5 second, rock and stone!
Posted February 14.
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128.3 hrs on record (1.1 hrs at review time)
The game's server issue is mostly fixed now, though there are some really annoying bugs here and there, so keep those in mind when you get the game.

edit: nah ♥♥♥♥ this, go ♥♥♥♥ yourself sony

edit number 2: thank god they didn't go through their psn idea, now stay the ♥♥♥♥ away and let arrowhead do their thing you corporate ghouls
Posted February 13. Last edited May 5.
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0.7 hrs on record
i swear the difference between normal mode and time trial is like night and day

normal is comfy and cute

Meanwhile time trial makes you question yourself as the unrelenting flow of time barrels on without you, the clock keeps ticking, the cats keeps meowing and the final cat now eludes you. The longer it takes, the more unstable you become until finally you finish your fifth time trial and realise you've gotten worse across all five games and you went from 3 minutes all the way to 6 minutes, you never managed and will never manage to beat your high score.

its great you should play it, unironically a 10/10
Posted December 22, 2023.
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0.1 hrs on record
gaems like these just goes to show that you don't need to have crazy graphics or super intense gameplay

you can just make a cute game about finding cats in different environments and it'll be great!
Posted December 22, 2023.
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1.0 hrs on record (0.9 hrs at review time)
A really cute and fun game! Well worth the money, it's short, sweet and honestly pretty relaxing.
Posted June 27, 2023.
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22.4 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
the lord of change is an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

edit: extra hours in, lord of change is still an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Posted May 23, 2023. Last edited May 23, 2023.
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350.9 hrs on record (160.5 hrs at review time)
rocking is more legally acceptable than stoning
Posted April 17, 2023.
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5 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
6.0 hrs on record (4.8 hrs at review time)
i became angron, queen of the world eaters and executed every one, failed at everything just to end up getting shot by an arrow and accidently driving it deeper in my vital organs

ggez
Posted February 1, 2023.
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2 people found this review funny
2.4 hrs on record (1.2 hrs at review time)
huge man...


huge man?


!!!HUGE MAN!!!
Posted June 29, 2021.
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18 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
Don't buy this. First, you don't get the plat included with the Deimos Hive supporter pack, so you know, that's fun right? Paying extra for ♥♥♥♥ that you literally won't receive? Second, you only get one Domestik Carrior Drone, not three like it clearly implies.

Nowhere in this does it state that you're only going to receive SOME of the items listed under all the bundles so, and the greatest thing is, if you think you will and redeem it on your account then realize what I wrote in this, you can't get a refund!

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Nice.
What the ♥♥♥♥ are you doing DE?
Posted June 29, 2021.
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