(✿◕‿◕) Kawaii in the streets, Hentai in the sheets (◕‿◕✿)

Literally me [puu.sh]

My Autobiography


☆¸.•*Zero Beat*•. ¸☆: Oh god
☆¸.•*Zero Beat*•. ¸☆: a woman's name
☆¸.•*Zero Beat*•. ¸☆: could be such a boner killer
☆¸.•*Zero Beat*•. ¸☆: OH YEAH
☆¸.•*Zero Beat*•. ¸☆: SIT ON THAT ♥♥♥♥ GERTRUDE

Qdepfyffer: Some girl who thought penguins could fly got principals honor at my school
Beef Burrito Deluxe: How do you know they arent holding back
Qdepfyffer: She was a firm believer in the fact that penguins could fly
Qdepfyffer: I know
Qdepfyffer: trust me
Beef Burrito Deluxe: Im talking about the penguins
Qdepfyffer: I mean, i guess she was just being stupid
Qdepfyffer: you're a beautiful person and this is why we are friends

Fifthgift is now Online.
Fifthgift: can i ♥♥♥♥ you
Beef Burrito #SharkWeek: sure

ButtCheekSniffer420: That name
Le Filthy Jew (not filthy) is now Online.
Le Filthy Jew (not filthy): aint it gud
ButtCheekSniffer420: Not as good as ButtcheekSniffer420
Le Filthy Jew (not filthy): id beg to sniffer
ButtCheekSniffer420: Please kill yourself

Beef Burrito Deluxe: why is country ham literally the best thing ever
Fifthgift: what country
Beef Burrito Deluxe: i
Beef Burrito Deluxe: i dont even know what to say to that quinten
Fifthgift: let me reiterate
Fifthgift: to which country does this ham belong


Spycrab WvL's

6-4

Bold = le me ;3

Time Warp Valley Forge vs Aces High Private Eye - I win
Time Warp Valley Forge vs Power Surge Wraith Wrap - I win
Power Surge Wraith Wrap vs Terror-Watt Whirly Warrior + Terror-Watt Buccaneer's Bicorne + Eerie Orbiting Fire Little Buddy - I win
Terror-Watt Whirly Warrior vs Dead Presidents Tam O' Shanter(?) - I lose
Eerie Orbiting Fire Little Buddy vs Cloud 9 Magistrate's Mullet - I win
Eerie Orbiting Fire Little Buddy vs Bubbling Crocleather Slouch + Smoking Prince Tavish's Crown - I win
Eerie Orbiting Fire Little Buddy vs Disco Beat Down Counterfeit Billycock(?) - I lose
Power Surge Wraith Wrap vs Scorching Dr. Dapper's Topper - I lose
Orbiting Fire Dread Knot vs Bubbling Staley Steel Toe - I win
Orbiting Fire Dread Knot + Bubbling Stately Steel Toe vs Dead Presidents Flipped Trilby - I lose

Not entirely sure on some of the older crabs that I lost since I cant see it in my inventory history when I lose :C