Ethan was born behind a hedge in front of an old abandoned amusement park to a single mother along with 5 other brothers and sisters who were part of the same litter.

Since their mother was a stray cat, early childhood was tough for Ethan and he quickly lost touch with his family.

Being half human (though he has no idea who his father is or why he had a one night stand with a cat) he was soon dubbed the kitten boy of Elm street.

After turning down numerous job offers from circus shows and novelty acts Ethan found himself drafted in to the CIA where he was trained in espionage and assassination.

His cat reflexes combined with a hypnotic purr and the ability to lick his own back had soon caught the attention of the NSA department chief who immediately had him transferred from the CIA.

His mission was to work undercover in Hollywood where he was instrumental in stopping the invasion of foreign films into America's mainstream culture.

He was especially devastating to the Japanese film makers who for some strange reason found a kitten boy to be the epitome of "moe" and soon began to worship Ethan as a cultural icon.

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