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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.9 hrs on record
Absolutely horrid graphics and a theme that makes you question why we were created the way we are. Throw in a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ soundtrack and gameplay and anime tiddies and there you have it: Hentai Sniper Middle east.

I got the game on sale for the memes, also it's easy to get 100% achievements in. It's good for exactly that, no more.
Posted April 25, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record
I like the game; fun achievements, good soundtrack and you can learn something from it. Graphics are bad but I don't mind.
Posted April 6, 2020.
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1.0 hrs on record
I got the game free and got 100% in under 1 hour, it's okay for that. I would not pay money for it tho. Starts lagging after you draw even a tiny bit too much, is not really a challenge at all and furthermore just a lazy, rather buggy port of a mobile game.
Posted April 2, 2020.
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0.6 hrs on record
Nice game - took me 25 minutes to get 100% achievements, is relaxing and fun to play. Pick it up and relax a bit with it.
Posted March 29, 2020.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
Got this game from a friend as a joke.
10/10 would reccomend to gift to a friend to annoy them. Nice cancerous 2011 memes.

The game itself is pretty boring and repetitive, plus it seems to be quite a grind if you want to play through it. However, since it's so cheap - it's alright. I'm not playing it because those "rage" figures are giving me cringe attacks, but if you are resistant against that the game is alright.
Posted April 23, 2018.
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2 people found this review helpful
2,064.8 hrs on record (1,915.9 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Prime Global Matchmaking in the EU is a horrible experience still. I have to face a cheater every second game, at least.

This game has been absolutely disappointing when it comes to anti cheat measures and it has been especially bad in the last months - and NO, the "fix" did not help a thing. I can only imagine how much worse the experience must be for new players that do not even have prime.



VALVE GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER
Posted April 10, 2018. Last edited June 22, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
180.3 hrs on record (35.2 hrs at review time)
I keep blowing up and losing kerbals in orbit / on other planets with little to no chance of rescue. 10/10
Posted November 23, 2017.
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8 people found this review helpful
7.3 hrs on record (6.6 hrs at review time)
This game has everything - awesome humour, some memes, a cool soundtrack, a funny storyline, awesome and likeable characters - it is just really fun to play.
I think it was one of my best invested money in computer games in quite a while and I'd really recommend this to anyone who likes these type of games and/or this kind of humour.
Posted April 24, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
Got this game with a 90% discount and because it has trading cards.

The game itself is incredibly retro - so retro, that you can't select what key does what action, so there's a very strange way to move, shoot etc. which does not really make sense to me and kinda kills the gameplay.

If you are ok with that, or if you got an Joystick (the game supports that... what) aand if you like those retro games, this is ok for you. I - for myself - would not recommend the game to a friend tho.
Posted September 4, 2016.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
This game is not only incredibly easy, but also incredibly boring. I played this game for a total of 12 minutes, I got bored after about 5 minutes. It consists of badly-animated monsters that make some 'scary' sounds running towards you, and of you easily killing them with some magical spells while trying to figure out what the point of the game is.

In the end you are stuck with a... 'Boss' (a slightly bigger and 'scarier' monster) that is killed in 10 seconds. After that, you are stuck in the room in which the boss was, no way to end the level or something.

Pros:
Cheap (paid 0.2€ fpor it thanks to a -90% coupon)
Has trading cards

Cons:
The game itself
Posted September 4, 2016.
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