Life. Life is full of mysteries. Life is full of hardships.

You said it again sister! Sometimes it's hard to open a jar. Sometimes it's hard to clean the sink. And if you're not careful, you might just fall and not get up!

Well guess what! We can make your life a little bit easier?

How?

LIFEHACKS!

Hell yeah!

Life hacks can make your life easier!

No way. Way!

Oh yeah!

Having a hard time getting that stain off the wall? Well now you can just add a few drops of lemon and that stain will go right away.

Oh yeah!

Are you having a hard time smoking and eating at the same time? Well now you can put the cigarettes in your nose! Thanks life hacks!

Oh yeah!

Are you tired of asking for ketchup all the time? Well now you can carry it around in your mouth all day and use it when you're ready!

Oh yeah!

Do you want pearly white teeth the natural way? Now you can do it for cheap! Spray paint your teeth white.

Do you want to lose weight but hate exercise? Well now there's an alternative! You can become bolemic. All teenagers are doing it.

Oh yeah!

Are you tired of dealing with women and their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? Well now you can change your sexual preference and become a homosexual!

♥♥♥♥♥ for life!

Is your pet misbehaving? Well now you can place your pet in a nice long sock!

Who can say where the road goes~?

Do you hate doing the dishes? Well fear no more! You can take yourself out of this exetential nightmare!

Are those birds outside just a little too loud? Well just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill them!

Are your loud neighbors keeping you up at night? Well just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill them!

Are you a irrational radical feminist? Get laid you fat peice of ♥♥♥♥!

Are you a irrational radical anti-feminist? Get laid you fat piece of ♥♥♥♥!

Cant reach the remote? Don't even sweat it! Now you can cal upon the demons of Celzar.

Those guys will take care of anything!

School sucks! Well thank goodness there's a way to get out of school early! Just call an anonymous bomb threat!

Allahu life hacks, if you know what I mean!

Had too much to eat? Do you need to take your food on the go? jsut put it in your pocket and you can eat it anywhere; you can even eat it in the park! "Raviolli, raviolli. What's in the pocketolli?"

Are you afraid of death and eternal darkness? Well good news! You can choose to believe in an after life!

Oh yeah!

Did you spill your water? Haha! look at this stupid piece of ♥♥♥♥!

You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ freak!

Do you hate being shot at by the police? well here's a simple alternative! just dont be black!

Social commentary!

Are you having trouble staying awake to do your homework? Haha! Well that's what cocaine is for! It'll wake you right up!

Oh yeah!Oh yeah!

Unwanted pregnancy, oh dear. Get rid of it the natural way! Drink some nail polish remover!

Oh hell yeah!

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Oh yeah!

Are you horny? Well now you can make your own personal sex doll? First: grab an orange. Cut a nice penis shaped hole in the orange. Put the orange away and put a lot of roofies in your drink, and then feed it to a girl. "Can you try this? It'll make you feel real good! Feel real good!"

Do you hate cleaning? Just do it! Just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ do it!

Is that darn pickle jar- Just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ do it!

Is your neighbors tree being a- Just do it you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥!

Is your lightbulb broken? Just do it!

End it!

Are you looking for vitamins? "Hey, smell that ♥♥♥♥ it's pretty good."

Do you want to start a garden on- Kill yourself!

Oh yeah!Oh yeah!Oh yeah!Oh yeah!Oh yeah!

Kill yourself!Oh yeah!

"Hey ♥♥♥♥♥♥ where'd you get that shirt?"

Oh yeah!Oh yeah!Oh yeah!Oh yeah!Oh yeah!Oh yeah!Oh yeah!

"Because life doesn't happen to you. It happens for you. How do i know this? I don't. But I'm making sound and that's the important thing."