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mate?

You probably read this title and you think it’s a troll post or something, but I actually think I am Michael Jackson reincarnated. I was born 25th June 2009 at exactly 2:29, just 3 minutes after he passed away, which is perfectly enough time for the sperm to reach the egg and create a new baby. Do you guys think this is a huge coincidence or could I actually be him?

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2194810/SEX_with_HITLER_2/

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post this on 10 girl's myspace profiles that u think r really attractive or ur grandma will die

Jdogg: Hey
QT-Pie: Hey
Jdogg: whats goin on
QT-Pie: Nothing. Who are you?
Jdogg: Jdogg. Wanna cyber?
QT-Pie: what does that mean?
Jdogg: what are you wearing?
QT-Pie: T-shirt. Jeans.
Jdogg: Garter belt?
QT-Pie: Ummm...no.
Jdogg: Are we gonna cyber or not?
QT-Pie: uh, okay.
Jdogg: Sweet, I start by rubbing your ass all around. You love this.
Jdogg: You're wet already. I can smell your p*ssy stink from here.
QT-Pie: WHAT?!
Jdogg: I execute standing position 12 from the Kama Sutra. Passion fills the room. Your head is close to the ceiling fan.
Jdogg: You leave everything to Jdogg.
Jdogg: I am completely inside of you. You are my ♥♥♥♥ puppet. I put on a little play.
QT-Pie: This is weird. I should go.
Jdogg: I drop you on the ground, and lay a stripe down your back.
QT-Pie: A stripe?
Jdogg: I need a sandwich.
QT-Pie: You're a freak.
Jdogg: I was great. You loved it.