Recent reviews by Ethanol 10

I loved this game, but cmon valve, support it! There's just so many bots and it makes the experience unbearable!

*Sees the Trailer and sees Adam Jensen completely decimate everyone*
*Buys game*
*Boots Game after ♥♥♥♥♥♥ internet connection took 5000 years to download the game*
*Feels like a boss and instantly jumps into "GIVE ME DEUS EX" difficulty*
*Dies miserably since there were 500 enemies in my blind spot, and the platform I jumped off was too high (SERIOUSLY, 3m DROPS TAKE OUT HALF HIS HEALTH)*

10/10 Would die from trying to take shortcuts by jumping off the balcony of the second floor

I cry everytime I play this game.

Not because I'm sad.

But because my eyes are watering from concentrating at the screen for too long.

Its very addicting.

11/10 would cry again

It's fun I must say, but the mountains and depths take quite a bit of time to get used to.

Really, other than that, it does strike as fun, but damn, it's easy as hell.

So when the game starts and your first village is planted, all you need to do is start making the ground flat around that specific building, until it becomes a castle.

Once that is done, wait for those slow ass villagers to build another house, and rinse and repeat. Keep making that ground flat people.

I'd say it's worth the 0.69 cents though. For $7?

Nyeeshssdnsoaffnoiae... nah not really. Although if you do want to feel good about youself, this game would do justice.

Cause you're practically a god (In this game). And why not feel that way, especially after school or a hard day at work.

So yes I reccommend this.

This game is awesome. no exceptions. the only problem is the fact that the game freezes when you lose all your credits after the game over screen. but still, an awesome game.

The game lags like hell on hardware that surpasses your minimum specs listed. The game throws you into the action without telling you what the heck is going on. One tip... DONT SPAWN PLAYERS RIGHT NEXT TO ENEMIES WHEN THEY BOOT THE GAME UP.