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Kusoge games with ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ combos where you get hit for 15 seconds and lose 80% of your health for whiffing a jab are actually really fun when your combo routes and gatlings don't feel like how I'd imagine a lumberjack whose sawed his own arms off feels when he tries to gnaw through an oak with only his teeth.

Transphobic devs

Who knew you could have functional online with exciting, faithful gameplay, and amazing OST, an amazing visual style AND beginner friendliness without gutting your game and turning it into tekken with airdashes? Thank god ArcSys didn't get to touch this one cause otherwise we might've gotten characters with two specials and 6 seconds of screen freeze on counter.

The best game ArcSys has released in the bast 20 years with the most creative, insane character and mechanic design that ends up in explosive nail biting matches at any part of any tournament. And since they just added rollback, its now playable online! And its not a half assed abomination like Strive!

I tried to enjoy this game over and over but the gameplay is just really shallow. It sucks that so many parts of this game are genuinely mediocre because the netcode is amazing, but sadly this just doesn't feel like the Guilty Gear I know. Type Lumina waiting room here I come.

yuzu bathwater 10/10

Jesus ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHRIST is this game good. Vlambeer, you've outdone yourselves once more.

PROS:
-Balls to the wall difficult
-A ♥♥♥♥ ton of replay value, maybe even more than Isaac
-An epic soundtrack with a mix of hard rocking songs and mellow melodies
-A disgusting amount of weapons (Although, some of them suck.. -coughtoxiccrossbowcough-)
-Plenty of upgrades that allow you to tailor the game to your tastes
-Constant updates. with plenty of new features
CONS:
-Still in beta, which means the game isn't nearly as good as it will be
-Low number of characters
-Not that easy to mod, sadly

All in all, this game is beyond good. If you like Touhou, Hotline Miami, or Isaac, you should pick this game up right away. Also, if this game goes on sale, I don't give a ♥♥♥♥ if you can barely afford food, YOU BUY THIS GAME.

10/10 its pretty ok