Sir King Mr Dr Fart Esquire
Esteemed Individual   Anchorage, Alaska, United States
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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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I love video games! Here are some of my favorites!
Super Italian Plumber Twins
Legend of Green Elf
Monkey Kong
Chick in Mecha Suit with Arm Cannon
Pink Ball with Eating Disorder
Pokémanz
Other Pokémanz
Tom Clancey's Solid Metal Snake Gear 007
Final Dragon Quest Fantasy XXXVII
Need for Forza Turismo
God of Bayonetta May Cry
Dead Soul Fighter Fury Instinct Z
Call of Battlefield Zone: Retribution
The Same Assassination Game Over and Over and Over and Over...
Her Ass Effect Makes My Mass Erect
Big Boobs MacKinsey Explores Tombs
Blue Dude Fights Robots
Purple Dragon Adventures
Everyone Loves Rayman
Castle in Transylvania
Stealing Cars Grandly
Fallout Boy
The Senile Papers
World of Warcrack
Male Lara Croft
Master Chief
Zombie Game Based on Film Starring Chick Named Alice
Quiet Mountain
Ellen Page Lookalike Fights Mushrooms
Tetris
Pac-Man
Pong
Alien Invaders
Frogger

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The CT's were on an ECO on 9/11.
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List of Slurs to Use Against Elves:
"Arrogant Stuck Up Tree Fondling Hippies"
"Bark Sniffer"
"Beardless"
"Bird Boned"
"Butterboys"
"Chinfolk"
"Daggar Head"
"Daisy Sniffer"
"Dandelion Eater"
"Dew Drinker"
"Discount Dryad"
"Drow (except to actual drow)"
"Fairy Folk"
"Faithless Woodland Sprite"
"Fancy Lad"
"Fairy Wannabes"
"Fey Mongrels"
"Keeb"
"Knife-Ears"
"Leaf Lickers/Lovers"
"Leafblower"
"Left Handed Casters"
"Lightweights"
"Mushroom Dancers"
"Oozebait (especially elf children)"
"Pixie"
"Pointy"
"Pointy Ears"
"Pole-Proportioned Dendrophile"
"Rabbit"
"Sharp Ears"
"Tinkerbell"
"Tree ♥♥♥♥♥"
"Tree Hugger"
"Tree-Thumpers"
"Waste of Immortality"
"Wedgie (they're uptight)"
"Weed Eater"
"Wingless Fairy"
"Wood-Heads"
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Cards & Tankards
5 Hours played
I have had the delightful experience of playing Cards and Tankards, unfortunately I have had the extremely lacking experience of dealing with both Emrys, a developer and AmethystCash, a moderator. The game itself is very fun, it is exactly as I would imagine playing cards in a Tavern full of children would be. It's very simple yet time goes by extremely fast in the game, my qualms here are not with the game and if this review were purely for the game, it would be a 10/10. However, I come here to leave a negative review because of my negative experiences with two of the members of the community that I feel are in a position to best represent the community because of their status in the community. The following conversations speak for what happened and my experiences in my second day on Cards and Tankards. Conversation with AmethystCash (Moderator) : https://imgur.com/a/oDnlAsh | Conversation with Emrys (Lead Developer) : https://imgur.com/a/dTLonPI - I hope in these screenshots and conversations you can get a better look into some of the heads of the community. I can not speak for all Moderators or all Developers, but these two poorly represent the amazing community of non-moderators and non-developers I met in game. I am allowing comments on this as Emrys seemed very adamant on commenting on my post.
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Was it Krispy? Jan 14 @ 12:34pm 
A black man wants his pp back
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❤◦•●◉✿TheGG جيغ Feb 10, 2023 @ 12:55pm 
GG was here
Water Nov 13, 2022 @ 9:59pm 
I'm still surprised you haven't game ended yourself with the amount of toxicity in that tiny little body of yours. Get some mental help before you do so.

https://www.icliniq.com/phone-a-specialist/psychiatrist
overxealous Jul 9, 2021 @ 10:00pm 
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Put this on the profile of people who are known/wanted terroist's
that were involved in the September 11th attacks in 2001
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Kinen Jun 5, 2021 @ 12:43am 
Please stop spamming. My dog, Bernard, looked at my chat and got so dizzy because of the spam that he fell down and hit his noggin right on his food bowl! He couldn't talk for hours. Please stop spamming, for Bernard.