notjosh
United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
Do you remember when crazy frog said "Bing
Bing"
Because I do
Always saying "Ring ding ding daa baa"
Like a musical prodigy

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super fun game i played until i actually beat it, left it going while i slept and came back as soon as i woke back up, im semi dissabled and fun little games like this help make me smile a bit more each day, and yes i know there is a adult version as well. but to me it was more about the strategy when to use my renown, and above all else a wonderful storyline. ty to Ubisoft for making this game. and hope to see many more from you :)


theres traps
so if you like traps this is for you
Favorite Game
0.3
Hours played
Help
I can't wait to be married :bride_with_veil: :man_in_tuxedo: So that I can :point_down: :point_down:
Be combing her hair until he falls asleep on my bossom :blush: knot his kiss her before going to work and spray her my perfume,so she always thinks of me anytime she sniffs herself :yum: Hide under the bed and pinch her with a needle :joy: Pretend to be sleeping and dresses our kids :family_mwgb: for school while she prepare breakfast :pancakes: :bread: :spaghetti:Picmix and enlarge her baby picture:baby: plus picture of her sleeping like a bull and hang it on my office :cityscape: wall :smile:
Stylishly push her out of the bed :sleeping_accommodation: while sleeping and dreaming :yum: Drag the tv :tv: remote with her :heart_eyes: Tell her that a lady like that is looking at me in a sexually unhealthy way,so she can argue lemme be entertained :smile: Bath :bath: her myself and ask her to close her eyes like a child and hug daddy :hugging: Engage in a cooking competition with her :dancer: :dancer: Wear our club jerseys on our night outings and irritate other football clubs :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: Invite our friends over for a sleepover while she make white rice:rice: and meat pepper soup for dem :ramen: plus grabbing a mic:microphone:to entertain them :see_no_evil: Build an empire with her :prince: :princess: Be the pastor and she will be my church :church: Spoil her with bad things and plenty gifts :blush: Travel to places we can't even pronounce with her :smile: Change my facebook name to "MY WIFE RUNS THIS ACCOUNT :persevere: Laugh while she makes love to me :joy: Take her ass on expensive dates and pay for it with my own hard-earned-money :pound: Take her to d groceries to shop and let her sit on the trolley and have her push I n d trolley together :shopping_cart:
:blush: Take her to d saloon once in awhile so he sees how much I spend just to impress her ass ....Laugh while she is looking for my socks,shoes :mans_shoe: car keys :key: BAE I hide it ! Calm down! lemme think if I want to give it back to u or not :thinking: Wake him up by 4am⏱️to ask her this :point_right: Mr woman,answer me truthfully before I do something rash!, do u still love me? If YES, Y did u bath :bath: last night without me?? If NO, where do u want to b buried after I strangle you??
Dear future wife:prince: the Lord is ur muscle :muscle:
:heart_eyes: :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes:
Comments
Funkyskunk12 Jul 19, 2019 @ 5:30am 
pu55y
ethan Mar 2, 2018 @ 9:56am 
Baby!

Love really hurts without you!

Love really hurts through and through!

And it's breaking my heart!

But what can I do?!

Baby!

Love really hurts without you!

Love really hurts through and through!

And it's breaking my heart!

But what can I do without you?!
ethan Mar 2, 2018 @ 9:55am 
Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it , do it now.
Say it, say it, say it, say it, say it, say it, say it now.

Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it , do it now.
Say it, say it, say it, say it, say it, say it, say it now.

Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it , do it now.

Instead of carving up the wall...
... why don't you open up at all?
I am ready, I am ready for a fall.

Instead of carving up the wall...
... why don't you open up at all?
We are ready, we are ready for the floor.