Chicken
🆅🅰🅻🆅🅴   Australia
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Hi I have a pickle in the oven and it's getting nice and tender and juicy like any old pickle would. But this is a special pickle, you see, he is an army war veteran and he smells like noodles so not many of the lady noodles like him. Anyway he was getting old so i put him in the oven and i am going to eat his face off of his but. Have a nice day! *chomp chomp* *swallow* *picks up noodle fat and drinks* "ahhhhhhhh" Wait this stupid camcorder didn't turn off? Crap Crap Crap, You didn't see anything. *burp*
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A Cool Box for a few Radical Little Things
Hello, I'm Chicken, or Alex. Whatever you fancy
I will be using this space primarily for leaving little things that i find extremely funny, or at least have in the past. Little adventures and what not.

Some of the coolest gentlemen that I know
Desmond "Storm" Renehan
Christopher "Waifu-Lovin" Wood
Daniel "Scrabble-Dude" Palmer
Jhi "Dota-Lovin" Morris
Thomas "Sword-Snatchin" Hopper
Cody "Cool-Guy" Johnson-Quinn
Jason "Sylveon-Yiffing" Thomson
Nixon "In the Nile" Rai
Andrew "MMR-Grinding" Wu
Jack "Game-Ruining" Bridgewater

and although he's silent and I rarely speak to him

Michael "Mastermind" Sorbara

4:12 PM - Chicken: i ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up
4:13 PM - Chicken: i asked myself what was there before the bigbang
4:13 PM - Chicken: my brain is confrazzled as ♥♥♥♥
4:16 PM - 14,5,13,13: lol
4:16 PM - 14,5,13,13: there was nothing
4:14 PM - Chicken: i know
4:14 PM - Chicken: but if there was nothing
4:14 PM - Chicken: then how did the big bang happen
4:17 PM - 14,5,13,13: irt was Jesus birthday
4:17 PM - 14,5,13,13: and it was a party popper
4:14 PM - Chicken: thanks for clearing that up


DnD fun
Chasing after Carellion
Danny and i chase after him
I daze the ♥♥♥♥
Sit there flustered, pull out our bottles of alcohol, bop him on the ehad with sickening thunk.
He's almost not dazed
Whip out bedroll and smother him, roll a 20+5
♥♥♥♥♥ in comatose - oops.
That is the story of how our grand team of adventurers escaped a boss battle

Consider yourself bhopped ~yato-kun '8/01/2015 12:20 Am'

I LOVE IT WHEN MY COACH PUTS MY COLD ON HOLD AND PATS MY LUNGS ~ Daniel Palmer 24/02/15

The only balls he's gonna be kicking around are the ones chained to their legs while mining rocks ~Daniel Palmer 23/03/15

Daniel, Asia is in China, and Diablo 3 is banned in China, so we can't play on the Asia servers, cause it's banned in China

"Nixon the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ stealing bike"
"wait..." ~Yato 28/04/2015

"Move like water, sting like bee"
~Daniel Palmer 22/08/15

Chopin: i wish i could have curry
Chopin: my mummy doesnt make it
Chopin: and it gets me very cross sometimes
Chopin: and sometimes
Chopin: when im feeling especially naughty
Chopin: i throw a small tantrum to get what i want
~Andrew Wu 26/01/2016

The Hairy Oyster: I had a dream in which you, Des, Cody, Tom Jayden, Brenden and myself were all gathered around Tom listeneing to him fart.
The Hairy Oyster: Woke up with an erection ;)
The Hairy Oyster: ☹☺
~James Hyde 19/04/16
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Quantum Delpha Jun 29, 2023 @ 2:06am 
So I was thinking, (and this is probably a horrible idea) but I've always wanted to try like an online discord relationship, I wanted to see if they could actually work. Anyway, I think you can see where this is going, but do you want to try doing that with me? Nothing serious or anything obv, and if you don't want to do it that's completely fine, I mean you barely know me, but hey I figured it would be worth a shot. I probably should have waited till we had been friends for longer but I'm too impatient. Anyway, this idea is probably ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid, but I figured it's worth a shot. The only thing I ask is that if you don't want to do it, then don't leak this to the rest of the server. Also if you want to take time to think about it, then feel free to take as much time as you need, I'm in no rush.
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