Recent reviews by Gojo Satoru

Good game

I was in the army for twelve years. I was placed in a small sniper unit. After almost four years of training in my homecountry i went to Afghanistan. Most of the days i was just at the base chilling and training. Sometimes i went on missions, but they consisted of me lying in the sand watching empty roads, or sometimes i laid on top of a building watching crowded places like markets and important buildings and ♥♥♥♥. One day, i was at the entrance (some gate were every car was inspected by us) just lying in the sand. Observing. Waiting, when i heard a soldier shout to another that there were a lot of cars coming in our direction. Like 20 of them, in high speed. When they stopped at the first checkpoint, armed men stepped out of every car. Taliban-people. The soldiers started to shoot immediatly with their assault rifles, and the taliban returned fire. I didnt shoot. I ran up to them and quickscoped the ♥♥♥♥ out of them and teabagged them the rest of the afternoon. That night i ♥♥♥♥♥♥ all of their moms. True story btw

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Here child, sit and let me teach you how to play DOTA 2.

>Find match
>Play as lion
>Buy aghs and dagon
>Finger 1 hero and dagon him

10/10 would finger enemy again