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1 person found this review helpful
302.3 hrs on record (87.1 hrs at review time)
This is the most fun I've had in a coop game since left 4 dead. Hell this is the most fun I've had in a game in forever

If you want "Comedy war movie" simulator this is the game for you. Never have I used Nvidia clips so much. Something bad ass or hilarious happens every mission. If you want a live service game that doesnt feel like you need to throw money at to have fun - with a changing world and story based on the communities actions. A universe in war with a front line that is always changing based on what the players do, and feeling like youre a small soldier in a giant online military making a small impact (kinda like planetside without the pvp) this is the game for you.

The ragdoll system feels like it was literally made to make you feel like you're in a movie scene. There is a whole stealth system they don't even tell you about that is super advanced. You can play a whole mission not being spotted - taking out facilities with airstrikes and sniping off the little guys before they see you. Blowing stuff up is fun, those first few mission where you see the big explosions will blow your mind. The game looks absolutely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ incredible, the lighting is insane sometimes.

Should you buy it? Yes. I have 25 hours in mission time in less than a week.
Posted February 20. Last edited April 9.
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51.9 hrs on record (2.8 hrs at review time)
Changing FOV made the game feel a lot better which is goofy to say but hey whatever works
Posted December 8, 2023. Last edited December 10, 2023.
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176.6 hrs on record (137.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Its like war if war was fought by a bunch of trans puppygirls, trans catgirls, and femboys

Incredible
Posted December 7, 2023. Last edited December 7, 2023.
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83.0 hrs on record (57.4 hrs at review time)
I've gotten all but 3 achievements in a week since I've bought it. The movement is awesome, the gunplay is amazing... I cant stop playing
Posted November 28, 2023.
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187.6 hrs on record (65.1 hrs at review time)
You can steal a dog's ball and play fetch with your friends... or Scratch the dog... but mainly your friends.
Posted November 21, 2023. Last edited January 5.
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1.9 hrs on record (1.6 hrs at review time)
Its surprisingly not that bad. Thought it was going to be ass. Its a basic PVP shooter but its still good fun. It came with RE8 so I can't complain too much

If you like how RE2 and 3 remakes felt gameplay and control wise and are a big fan of the franchise id recommend. All the characters and outfits in the game are like a Resident Evil fans wet dream

That being said it is a little lack luster.

Posted October 24, 2022.
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599.6 hrs on record (443.4 hrs at review time)
It's L4D2 its incredible. If you don't know what it is by now where have you been living? Buy the game
Posted May 31, 2022. Last edited August 12, 2023.
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175.0 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
Well after the game crashed three times before getting through the splash screens and after waiting 5 minutes on a black screen just to get to the title screen, I gotta say. What the ♥♥♥♥ is happening to the industry? Dying light is arguably the best open world first person zombie game we have ever gotten and this is what the sequel is?

I waited so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ long for this? I just want to have a bigger better Dying Light 1....

The splash screen was lagging, the main menu was lagging, I was dropping frames before I even got to play the game. I somehow managed to get into the game and control my character and it was too laggy so I decided to try to switch render engines. Now I'm sitting on this stupid black loading screen waiting for the game to work after the game has crashed another 3 times.

And no its not my PC. I can play Elden Ring just fine on my friends account on my PC and that game is having performance problems

I doubt I'm missing anything judging by what others have said. I just wanted to give the game the benefit of the doubt and i can't even get into the game

Update: got past the splash screen and hit continue and the game crashed. What the ♥♥♥♥.......

Final update unless this game changes drastically in the coming months: Got into the game, played for 5 hours and then restarted the game because a quest bugged and the marker wasn't showing up. Loaded up my game and it undid around 4 of my 5 hours of game play...there is no manual save feature so it wasn't my fault in the slightest. I also tried using the backup save in my game folders and it is still the same save. Also if I try clicking continue instead of loading my save the game crashes before loading in. I should've just refunded it....

Game play was just a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dying light 1 with more frame drops and a bigger world with random ♥♥♥♥ to do like a Ubisoft game. It's would be an okay game without the bugs, not a $60 game but an okay one. Too bad the bugs make it unplayable quite literally on the levels of Cyberpunk on release.

DO NOT BUY UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES UNLESS YOU ARE OKAY WITH NOT PLAYING HALF THE QUESTS BECAUSE THEY RANDOMLY BECOME BUGGED AND ARE OKAY WITH RISKING LOSING YOUR SAVE FILE BECAUSE THE GAME DECIDES IT DOESN'T FEEL LIKE SAVING!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE I SPENT $60 ON THIS
Posted March 28, 2022. Last edited March 28, 2022.
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3.5 hrs on record
Devs took the money from Cardlife and ran when they realized developing this pay to win game gets them more profits abandoning the entire community with the promise of working on "major patches" and then released one hotfix and never updated the game again.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ scumbags
Posted March 29, 2021.
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63.0 hrs on record (60.3 hrs at review time)
- Friend buy me game after playing trial while on sale

-Play with my friend and decide to go into DZ while he is doing side mission

-Pops up on map that there are rogue agents that need killing

-Wait to extract loot and the rogue agents show up

- Jump on top of cargo container right above the rogues and down them all with a machine gun

- Kills 2 rogues and then an ai shoots me and downs me

- Player runs up out of nowhere and kills the rogue agent and stares at me like he is contemplating killing me

- My hero decides to revive me and salutes me

- I salute back and run off and live another day thanks to this random hero who didn't have to help me
Posted July 2, 2018. Last edited July 2, 2018.
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