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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 301.3 hrs on record (265.6 hrs at review time)
Posted: Aug 29, 2016 @ 7:54am
Updated: Aug 29, 2016 @ 9:02am

Boring terrible game. It brings nothing new to the genre, and it doesn't even have any cute outfits. These clouds are anything but sick. 1/10



*updated review to copy and paste an essay that i typed out in the comment section to respond to the game devs response because it couldn't fit there.*

The bulk of the 300 hours, that i'm guessing you're insinuating that i've gotten my money's worth, were spent alt+tabbed watching videos of better games or trying to come up with reasons i should continue playing through the repetitive content (i.e. reused zone layouts throughout every difficulty, bland skill design etc etc).
In actuality the majority of my time playing the game was pre-release, coming back and checking out the game to see if it was worth playing. Once the game actually came out I gave it some more time and honestly? still feels pretty incomplete. Being a game dev for an ARPG i'm sure you're probably aware that generally ARPGs are known for being large time sinks and 300 hours isn't really that high. Instead of taking the time to rapidly respond to negative reviews maybe you could spend some of that time coming up with a better DLC than some terrible arena arcade mode that should have come with the base game. I get that not every game is going to live up to my expectations and that's cool, much like every person isn't going to like your game and i'd say trying to make a snarky comment to discount someones review isn't exactly the best way to go about things.
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6 Comments
RealWomenLoveBeards Aug 30, 2016 @ 11:45am 
talking of terrible, this is the most terrible review I have ever seen
Dana (イースVIII) Aug 30, 2016 @ 11:09am 
Delete steam
Pasiego Aug 30, 2016 @ 9:52am 
Troll
powbam Aug 29, 2016 @ 1:42pm 
Furthermore, I'll see your 300 hrs and raise it up to 6,000, none of which was spent watching videos or fabricating reasons to play.
powbam Aug 29, 2016 @ 1:39pm 
Actually I feel his snarky comment was on-point and well-deserved. The average player will never come close to 300 hours, regardless of arpg's being time-sinks. If you put in 300 hrs that's a good indication that there was plenty you liked, but clearly you dipped into the salt shaker a bit since you have intentionally omitted any mention of what you liked in your "review".
Zantai  [developer] Aug 29, 2016 @ 8:19am 
We're sorry that the game was so boring and terrible that you could only put up with 300 hours of it. :(