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Ah Sh*t 15 years gone again.

It's an amazing game but.... I really just wanted to say ♥♥♥♥ Golgotha and goatfolk sowers wasting my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time killing me and ♥♥♥♥

played this blind so far and finally had a amazing run with circle of vigor and a lightning wand over 600 hp and rocking that purple shield and the permanent shield explosive immunity/fire/double hp pick ups it was destined for greatness, just dropped one of my spells in the pool of water in the mountain room man no big deal just gonna pick it back up




THE WAND: hey man did you know that when you have lightning wand in a pool of water it conducts electricity in noita it's a really cool mechanic but it can kill you if you don't have electric immunity



I never felt so stupid and furious and amazed about such a small detail i had no idea about this game is fantastic buy it get pissed about things you never expect a small game would ever have say it's bull pretend it wasn't you and repeat

Played this game for literally years some guy who just started playing today showed me you can change weapons of the person you are disguised as when you disguise as a spy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.