Recent reviews by Frank Horrigan

This game is great, but it comes with a great curse.
You will experience it. I experienced it. All will experience it.
You will meet BOT Seth.
You will try to fight back. It won't matter.
BOT Seth will find you.
BOT Seth will see you through walls.
BOT Seth will shoot you through walls.
You cannot run.
You cannot hide.
You cannot win.
BOT Seth will kill you. And if you kill him, he will come back.

Your only way to escape the curse is to leave and hope he is not in your next round.
Because if he is,
you will be brutalized by his m4.

This WILL win a GOTY. This is the game that other games like the Witcher 3 and Fallout 4 WISH they could live up to.
Unlike like the Witcher 3, this game actually taught me something.
It taught me how to walk, run, and climb through ventilation shafts. I was having so much trouble doing these things before I played this, and in the 25 minutes it took me to beat this game I learned how to do it. Now I can be a productive member of society and I have this game to thank for it!
Not only that, but it taught me how to talk to girls. Turns out all it takes is you running away from them whilst pressing E on a keyboard to block their chase after you for them to stalk you! Who knew! Thanks Despair!

But it taught me even more. It taught me how to read russian even better than CSGO! That takes a lot of effort!

This game is the best game I've ever played 10/10.

/sarcasm

Get the game for the steam cards.

Can't.. stop.. playing!
10/10

You can play this for FREE on the INTERNET. Buying this on here gives you 5 dollars worth of coins, which can net you one cool thing at most. You also get what comes along with steam, such as playtime hours.

I'm sure they'll upgrade this version too, as it would be pretty revolting of them to do otherwise.

The paid mods for Skyrim has been taken down. It may come back, and if it is still problematic, this review will become a no once again. Let this, for now, stand as proof that the consumer knows best.

Previous review:
"Skyrim is a good game, but I cannot support the current addition to its workshop: Paid mods.
This system of allowing modders to sell mods does not sit with me, and is far too easy to be abused. The fact that Valve/Bethesda takes 75% of the cut is bad enough.
I see nothing but issues with this so until it is fixed or simply removed, I cannot recommend The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim."

This DLC was worth every penny. I won't leave this at that, no this is worth far more than just those words.

After a rather long time (long time being the Friday it came out to now, an hour before Monday!) I have beaten this dlc. I would have beaten it faster, however quite a few glitches slowed down my ability to move forward. Despite this, my desire to wait for these glitches to be fixed never faltered because of how great the team at Running With Scissors made the dlc, as well as their amazing responsibility in responding to the cry of gamers to fix the glitches. At one point I was experiencing a crash after a few seconds of loading a save, which put my ability to play the product at a halt. I pressed the issue to the steam discussions, where they promised a patch fixing the issues gamers have put. A patch rolled out, and my save worked once again. I experienced a crashing issue in attempting to enter the final area as well, but I eventually found a workaround.

Other than that and the game failing to save in the snow area, I have had absolutely no other problems. I've had quite the contrary.

Paradise Lost sees the return of the infamous Postal Dude, back with Rick Hunter's original lovely voice to boot! The game is, ironically, a decade after the ending of Apocolypse Weekend. It features Paradise as it became after being nuked. The land is quite interesting, and fans of the original Postal 2 will surely feel nostalgia frequently.

The game features an improved weapon inventory, allowing you to see the weapons before picking it. It still isn't the easiest inventory to use, but it is certainly better than before.
Speaking of weapons, this DLC adds quite a few! I don't want to spoil them, as finding them is part of the fun! Just get ready to be able to hold two of the same gun at once via a power up!

The boss fights are absolutely brilliant. They provide a hilarious, yet fairly challenging fight. Especially true for the final boss fight; expect a challenge.

All in all, Paradise Lost takes the base game and improves it in every way, from graphics, to weapons, to even story! Without a doubt, all who own Postal 2 should pick this up as well!

Ran at a guy with a pistol using a knife, got shot in the face and Pavle died. Went to get revenge and got shot in the face again after failing to notice a hole in the floor, Katia died. Massacred a church and its priest as Bruno for their supplies, Cveta ragequitted our hideout. Found gunbitch again and Bruno got shot in the face.
10/10 Would get killed by gunbitch again.

Pros:
+Interesting voice acting/characters
+Well thought out puzzles

Cons
-Not very well optimized

I suggest getting it on a sale if you're interested.

If mountain drew and doritos had a baby.

I was instructed on how to fight by a hobo.
10/10

I was instructed to go to an assembly when I ran up to the cop giving the speech and punched him in the face.
10/10